Satire
Presidential MRI: 10/10/2025
This is likely satire, but you never know. Stranger things have happened.
02 Dec 2025
1 min read
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Dispatches
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Veterans
The Idiot’s Almanac: Pete Kegsbreath’s Greatest Hits
Some people leave behind legacies of wisdom, innovation, or courage. Pete Kegsbreath leaves behind… quotes. Quotes so baffling, so cosmically idiotic, they deserve their own museum wing. Welcome to the roast.
25 Nov 2025
1 min read
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Satire
Subject: URGENT: Assistance Needed From the American People (Re: My Glorious Escalation Opportunity)
"From a royal scam to a nuclear jam—Prince Donaldo's explosive offer to the American people! 🇺🇸💣"
03 Nov 2025
1 min read
Satire
Dr. Jack MeHoffer's MRI Report - Sources: Some Guy on the Internet (me)
ATTN: SMART PEOPLE ONLY
30 Oct 2025
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Commentary
No Shave Chits are the New Enemy: Hegseth
Hegseth and his continued policies of Christian nationalism and incompetence are on full display this week.
29 Oct 2025
2 min read
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HHS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TYLENOL AND IVERMECTIN. WHY?
Tylenol and Ivermectin: Report - You can't tell if this is satire or fact, can you?
28 Oct 2025
2 min read
Satire
Tucker Carlson Declares Putin "Most Popular Leader" – Naturally, We All Agree!
Is it satire? No, not really.
28 Oct 2025
2 min read
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Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos
We're just asking questions about Mr. Santos. We believe his donations to Mr. Trump were patriotic in nature.
18 Oct 2025
2 min read
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NAMBLA to endorse MAGA: Some random guy on the internet said so.
In a bold move no one asked for, the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) announced today its “patriotic partnership” with the MAGA wing of the Republican
17 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor Apologizes For Swastika Incident, Claims It Was “History Homework That Got Out of Hand”
In what experts are calling “a new low bar that somehow keeps getting lower,” Ohio Republican Representative Dave Taylor held a press conference Wednesday to apologize for being
16 Oct 2025
1 min read
Satire
If you would like to speak with ICE in person, we have a few ideas. This is also satire, but hey, we're not babysitters.
If you have nothing better to do, share a laugh with an ICE agent. This is satire. Really.
13 Oct 2025
2 min read