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!!! IRAN HACK PATEL. BELARUS DO THAT LAST TUESDAY !!!
#satire Warlord Hegseth Give Lukashenko Password for Kash Patel. Much Better Than Iran !!!!
27 Mar 2026
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Dispatches
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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old To Fight Terrorism; Belarus Thanks Premier Trump
#satire !!! Lukashenko Praises Premier Trump's Terrorism Czar !!!
25 Mar 2026
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Trump Condemns Mail In Voting, Votes by Mail Anyway
#Trump Don't vote by mail, unless you're going to vote by mail. - Donald Trump
24 Mar 2026
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!!! EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE BREAK THREW !!!
#satire !!! Pentagon Bans Own Newspaper from Covering Pentagon!!!
24 Mar 2026
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KGB FILES: LENINGRAD LINDSEY EXPOSED
#satire !!! LENINGRAD LINDSEY DISCOVERED IN KGB FILES !!!
23 Mar 2026
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!!!LUKASHENKO FURIOUS THAT RUSSIA IS PLOTTING FAKE ASSASSINATIONS FOR "MORE POPULAR" DICTATORS !!!
#satire !!!LUKASHENKO FURIOUS THAT RUSSIA IS PLOTTING FAKE ASSASSINATIONS FOR "MORE POPULAR" DICTATORS !!!
22 Mar 2026
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!!! FOX NEWS STEALS TELEPORTER FROM BELARUS; SUPPLIES TO FEMA !!!
#FEMA THEY HAVE BELARUS TELEPORTATION DEVICE! WE DEMAND PRAVDA !!!
21 Mar 2026
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!!! EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE BREAKTHROUGH !!!
Premier #Trump Send Marines to Kharg Island for No Reason !!! WE KNOW.
20 Mar 2026
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No Radar Needed
#satire TRUMP PRAISES RADAR-FREE F-35s: "Real pilots fly by GUTS!" White House hails instinct-only jets as ultimate American warrior upgrade. REN Exclusive.
20 Mar 2026
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!!!BREAKING OIL GENIUS ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
#satire Trump Make Big Oil Business! Much Success!
20 Mar 2026
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!! New Life Opportunity for Patriotic American Serfs !!
#iran All Praise Premier Trump and His Patriotic Relocation Program!
19 Mar 2026
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!!!ECONOMIC MIRACLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
#satire Glorious Leader Lukashenko Congratulate Premier Trump On Economic Miracle!
18 Mar 2026
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