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Satire
#hhs “If catastrophe has not occurred at the moment of measurement, the observed catastrophe rate is zero. This is what the numbers say.” Dr. Shawn Hannity
Daily News
Pete Hegseth has turned Pentagon secrecy into an art form—reclassifying press rooms, ghosting briefings during an active war, and locking Congress out of budget talks. Draft impeachment articles are piling up. Here's a savagely funny look at his most impeachable moves yet.
Activism
Want to make someone in Congress angry with your "woke bullshit?" Here's how.
#hhs “When every available test says the patient doesn’t have it, eventually you have to consider the possibility that the disease has become exceptionally good at hiding.” Dr. Thaddeus P. Borreli, 2026.
Activism
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#foxnews The Blue Falcon used to be the guy who screwed his buddies to save his own ass. Apparently we've modernized the concept. Now he can do it from a television studio.
Satire
#hhs In a groundbreaking study, we have determined that science is in fact wrong.
Commentary
#trump The USS Lincoln debacle is proof of an overwhelmed administration ordering the military into war without an achievable goal.
Satire
#hhs Long-term survival following vaccination remains unconfirmed, and investigators warn that the final mortality figures may not be known for decades.
Commentary
#hegseth Failing to plan is planning to fail. - Admin ExSquid
Commentary
#wisconsin Would you rather get most of what you want or lose everything you have?
Satire
#hhs A groundbreaking new study finds that childhood vaccination may be improved by making it slower, less convenient, and considerably harder to finish. Researchers call the resulting missed appointments “natural immunity opportunities.”