Whiskey Leaks

A More Perfect Theocracy

#hegseth One nation, under God, or else.

03 Nov 2026 1 min read

Rural America Was Promised Relief. We're Getting the Bill.

#midterms Tomorrow is Election Day. If you farm, work a shift, run a small shop, or drive forty minutes to the nearest clinic, ask yourself one plain question: did the people who promised you a better deal deliver it?

02 Nov 2026 4 min read

Commentary

Trump Compensates with His New Toys

#trump Apparently the strongman starter kit now comes with surface-to-air missiles. Batteries included. Self-awareness sold separately.

31 Oct 2026 7 min read

Activism

The Strongman Would Like You to Stay Home

Rumors, threats, and strongman theater all carry the same message: stay home. From Orbán’s defeat to America’s voting-rights movement, history offers a better answer: organize, show up, and never mistake intimidation for an election result. Go vote now.

30 Oct 2026 4 min read

Satire

Pentagon Announces Operation Enduring Manhood. Exit strategies are out. Leg day is mandatory. A Whiskey Leaks satirical dispatch.

The Pentagon’s strategy: fewer plans, more glands. Exit strategies are out, leg day is mandatory, and forever war comes with automatic renewal. Operation Enduring Manhood delivers testosterone-fueled foreign policy and premium-priced chaos. No exit plan. No unsubscribe button. Just endless invoices.

30 Oct 2026 4 min read

Commentary

Normalizing Rape and Abuse Must End.

#elections2026 Are you as pissed at Ramaswamy as we are?

23 Oct 2026 6 min read

Satire

Herd Immunity Against Accountability

#hhs Ending press conferences as a means to deter transmission of disease.

16 Oct 2026 8 min read

Commentary

Brotherhood is supposed to make better men

#bluepill “There is no version of masculinity, brotherhood, loyalty, partying, fraternity culture or male bonding that makes sexual violence acceptable.”

29 Sep 2026 9 min read

Commentary

Trump Renames AI “Super Intelligence,” Because Apparently the Robot Apocalypse Wasn’t Scary Enough Without Better Branding

Trump says AI should be called “Super Intelligence”—because apparently “artificial” sounded too fake. We were worried about AI; now we’re only worried about being killed by SI. Or a raccoon. Neither threat is zero, and neither cares what we call it.

29 Sep 2026 3 min read