Satire
!!! EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE BREAKTHROUGH !!!
Premier #Trump Send Marines to Kharg Island for No Reason !!! WE KNOW.
20 Mar 2026
9 min read
Recent Dispatches
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Activism
We're Asking You To Pester Congress...AGAIN.
#congress Yeah, your favorite reich wing douchebags are back at it. Let them know what you think. We've included all the steps you need to let them know what you think.
20 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
No Radar Needed
#satire TRUMP PRAISES RADAR-FREE F-35s: "Real pilots fly by GUTS!" White House hails instinct-only jets as ultimate American warrior upgrade. REN Exclusive.
20 Mar 2026
1 min read
Satire
!!!BREAKING OIL GENIUS ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
#satire Trump Make Big Oil Business! Much Success!
20 Mar 2026
9 min read
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19 Mar 2026
1 min read
Satire
!! New Life Opportunity for Patriotic American Serfs !!
#iran All Praise Premier Trump and His Patriotic Relocation Program!
19 Mar 2026
9 min read
Satire
!!!ECONOMIC MIRACLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
#satire Glorious Leader Lukashenko Congratulate Premier Trump On Economic Miracle!
18 Mar 2026
5 min read
Activism
Your SoL Admins Want YOU To Contact Congress. (Again.)
We need your help. Please click on the link and follow the instructions we've provided. It couldn't be easier. - Admin E-Lo/ExSquid
17 Mar 2026
5 min read
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Satire
SUPER BREAKING OIL NEWS!!!
#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
17 Mar 2026
4 min read
Satire
HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
16 Mar 2026
3 min read
Satire
Putin Helps Khamenei
"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
16 Mar 2026
2 min read