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!!! AREA MAN TRAINING JAW. ROMANS ALSO HAD JAW. DEVELOPING !!!
A new account has emerged on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter and currently known as a place where this sort of thing happens, warning the men of America that their jaws are, to use the technical term, embarrassingly soft.
31 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
!!! LUKASHENKO RAGES AS TRUMP ATTACKS USMC; MONTHS OF PLANNING WASTED !!!
#satire Lukashenko congratulate Premier Trump. Trump attack Marines. Lukashenko eat Crayon.
31 Mar 2026
8 min read
Satire
Leave Lindsey Alone!
#satire Even Lindsey Graham needs a break from the troubles that he's helped to create. Let him know what you think!
30 Mar 2026
3 min read
Truth...ish
No one has the whole truth. I'm not sure we would be able to see it even if we did. The best I have been able
30 Mar 2026
3 min read
Activism
Satire
!!! LUKASHENKO DO STUFF, TOO. NOT JUST RUSSIA, CHINA, AND NORTH KOREA !!!
#satire !!! BELARUS WILLING TO BE OBNOXIOUS. BELARUS IMPORTANT LIKE NORTH KOREA !!!
29 Mar 2026
7 min read
!!! RFK JR NEW BELARUS HEALTH MINISTER. DEVELOPING !!!
#satire !!! Lukashenko Already Has His Own Raccoon Penis. RFK Jr. Honorary Minister of Health Now !!!
28 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
!!! IRAN HACK PATEL. BELARUS DO THAT LAST TUESDAY !!!
#satire Warlord Hegseth Give Lukashenko Password for Kash Patel. Much Better Than Iran !!!!
27 Mar 2026
6 min read
Satire
Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old To Fight Terrorism; Belarus Thanks Premier Trump
#satire !!! Lukashenko Praises Premier Trump's Terrorism Czar !!!
25 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
Trump Condemns Mail In Voting, Votes by Mail Anyway
#Trump Don't vote by mail, unless you're going to vote by mail. - Donald Trump
24 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
!!! EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE BREAK THREW !!!
#satire !!! Pentagon Bans Own Newspaper from Covering Pentagon!!!
24 Mar 2026
7 min read