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!!! LUKASHENKO DO STUFF, TOO. NOT JUST RUSSIA, CHINA, AND NORTH KOREA !!!
#satire !!! BELARUS WILLING TO BE OBNOXIOUS. BELARUS IMPORTANT LIKE NORTH KOREA !!!
29 Mar 2026
7 min read
!!! RFK JR NEW BELARUS HEALTH MINISTER. DEVELOPING !!!
#satire !!! Lukashenko Already Has His Own Raccoon Penis. RFK Jr. Honorary Minister of Health Now !!!
28 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
!!! IRAN HACK PATEL. BELARUS DO THAT LAST TUESDAY !!!
#satire Warlord Hegseth Give Lukashenko Password for Kash Patel. Much Better Than Iran !!!!
27 Mar 2026
6 min read
Satire
Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old To Fight Terrorism; Belarus Thanks Premier Trump
#satire !!! Lukashenko Praises Premier Trump's Terrorism Czar !!!
25 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
Trump Condemns Mail In Voting, Votes by Mail Anyway
#Trump Don't vote by mail, unless you're going to vote by mail. - Donald Trump
24 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
!!! EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE BREAK THREW !!!
#satire !!! Pentagon Bans Own Newspaper from Covering Pentagon!!!
24 Mar 2026
7 min read
Satire
KGB FILES: LENINGRAD LINDSEY EXPOSED
#satire !!! LENINGRAD LINDSEY DISCOVERED IN KGB FILES !!!
23 Mar 2026
6 min read
Satire
!!!LUKASHENKO FURIOUS THAT RUSSIA IS PLOTTING FAKE ASSASSINATIONS FOR "MORE POPULAR" DICTATORS !!!
#satire !!!LUKASHENKO FURIOUS THAT RUSSIA IS PLOTTING FAKE ASSASSINATIONS FOR "MORE POPULAR" DICTATORS !!!
22 Mar 2026
8 min read
Satire
!!! FOX NEWS STEALS TELEPORTER FROM BELARUS; SUPPLIES TO FEMA !!!
#FEMA THEY HAVE BELARUS TELEPORTATION DEVICE! WE DEMAND PRAVDA !!!
21 Mar 2026
9 min read
Satire
!!! EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE BREAKTHROUGH !!!
Premier #Trump Send Marines to Kharg Island for No Reason !!! WE KNOW.
20 Mar 2026
9 min read
Activism
We're Asking You To Pester Congress...AGAIN.
#congress Yeah, your favorite reich wing douchebags are back at it. Let them know what you think. We've included all the steps you need to let them know what you think.
20 Mar 2026
2 min read