Satire
!!!ECONOMIC MIRACLE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
#satire Glorious Leader Lukashenko Congratulate Premier Trump On Economic Miracle!
18 Mar 2026
5 min read
Recent Dispatches
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Activism
Your SoL Admins Want YOU To Contact Congress. (Again.)
We need your help. Please click on the link and follow the instructions we've provided. It couldn't be easier. - Admin E-Lo/ExSquid
17 Mar 2026
5 min read
Satire
Satire
SUPER BREAKING OIL NEWS!!!
#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
17 Mar 2026
4 min read
Satire
HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
16 Mar 2026
3 min read
Satire
Putin Helps Khamenei
"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
16 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
#satire Let’s take this time to celebrate Erika Kirk’s qualifications.
UNCLASSIFIED // FOR IMMEDIATE PHOTO OPPORTUNITY // DISTRIBUTION: LOYALISTS ONLY QUALIFICATIONS OPTIONAL Per Executive Order No. MAGA-2026-∞ United States Dept. of Performative Patriotism ★ Est. 2025 ★ FORM DD-404-B | REV. MARCH 2026
10 Mar 2026
8 min read
Daily News
Black Rain, Bomb Flash Sale and Tariff Tantrums: Trump’s Iran War Meets Noem’s Rainbow Bridge Exit
Trump’s Iran war enters week two with toxic black rain over Tehran, an “emergency” bomb flash sale that sidelines Congress, 25% tariff tantrums at anyone trading with Iran, and DHS swapping dog‑killer Noem for Mullin on the same brutal deportation machine.
09 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
With War in Iran Dominating the News Cycle, We'd Like to Help Some Communities in Need
#Iran We, the Staff of the Whiskey Leaks Team, would like to take this opportunity to help out a few groups in need in this stressful time.
09 Mar 2026
2 min read
Nice Words Let Lies Lie
Despite their pleasant sounds, the nice words are not friendly. They are not meant to soften hard problems so that they can be solved. They are meant to
08 Mar 2026
1 min read
Activism
Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin is blocking the Star Act - Let him know how you feel
Tell Ron Johnson to get off his ass and stop blocking the Star Act.
08 Mar 2026
3 min read
Daily News
Noem’s Political Career Heading to the Rainbow Bridge – The Daily Schtick, 5 March 2026
Ding dong, the wicked Noem is gone. Trump cuts loose his dog‑shooting DHS secretary, ending her VP dreams and political future in one shove down the stairs, while his brutal deportation machine keeps grinding on without its failed cowgirl mascot.
05 Mar 2026
3 min read