Satire
Awakening True Patriots. Waking The Deep Ones.
#maga Join the Sunny Valley Cult, where faith is freedom and the offering plate never sleeps.
18 May 2026
2 min read
Recent Dispatches
Satire
Satire
Administration Proposes $1.776 Billion Commission, Named for President, to Resolve President's Lawsuit Against President's Own Agency
#trump The fund is expected to be named the “The President Donald J. Trump Truth and Justice Commission,” and is not satire. $1.776 Billion is the real number. - Admin ExSquid
18 May 2026
10 min read
Commentary
Chud's Unintended Warning: We Need An Exit Strategy
#bluepill "All the traditions of our past, all the lessons of our heritage, all the promises of our future point to another path." President Carter
17 May 2026
9 min read
Commentary
Snake Oil for the Manosphere: Buyer Beware
#bluepill Here's a load of bull that I didn't expect. - Admin ExSquid
16 May 2026
6 min read
Activism
We're Asking For Your Signature: Help the ACLU
#aclu Fam, we need your help in preventing a travesty. - Admin ExSquid
15 May 2026
6 min read
Commentary
Boycott the Manosphere Grift: Here's a Roadmap
#bluepill Theroux makes a great, yet imperfect analysis of the manosphere. Give his Netflix documentary 90 minutes of your time.
15 May 2026
8 min read
Satire
Trump Appoints Loyal Sycophant to the Fed
#trump What's good for business is good for us all. - Admin ExSquid
14 May 2026
10 min read
Satire
"Fake Balls" - Because why the f*ck not?
#trump "Fake Balls" - Whiskey Leaks 1 Trump 0 - Admin ExSquid
14 May 2026
2 min read
Satire
Grifted To You By Melania
#satire - This stuff writes itself these days. - Admin ExSquid
13 May 2026
14 min read
Satire
Commentary
“It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.” - Whoops, wrong Gen X Reference...
#bluepill Practicality is not surrender. Adulthood is not emasculation.
12 May 2026
4 min read
Satire
Trump or the Nigerian Prince?
#fakenews This is fake news. It's not exactly fake anymore. This is 2026. - Admin ExSquid
11 May 2026
11 min read