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Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos
We're just asking questions about Mr. Santos. We believe his donations to Mr. Trump were patriotic in nature.
18 Oct 2025
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Dispatches
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NAMBLA to endorse MAGA: Some random guy on the internet said so.
In a bold move no one asked for, the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) announced today its “patriotic partnership” with the MAGA wing of the Republican
17 Oct 2025
1 min read
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Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor Apologizes For Swastika Incident, Claims It Was “History Homework That Got Out of Hand”
In what experts are calling “a new low bar that somehow keeps getting lower,” Ohio Republican Representative Dave Taylor held a press conference Wednesday to apologize for being
16 Oct 2025
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If you would like to speak with ICE in person, we have a few ideas. This is also satire, but hey, we're not babysitters.
If you have nothing better to do, share a laugh with an ICE agent. This is satire. Really.
13 Oct 2025
2 min read
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Belarusian News Leak: To Be Confirmed
This is bullshit. You're reading it anyway.
03 Oct 2025
1 min read
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RFK Jr to Deregulate Use of Raw Hydrogen Dioxide: Report
We have obtained this press release from the Department of Health and Human Services. We believe this is satire, but we are attempting to confirm its validity. Oddly
23 Sep 2025
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Trump Announces New Axis Sally Military Recruitment Program
Is it satire or is it Fox News?
19 Sep 2025
2 min read
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Ever hear about www.charliesmurderers.com? Want to do something about it?
Before continuing on with this article, please take these recommendations seriously. Activate a reputable VPN, such as ProtonVPN, before visiting or researching the target site to hide your
13 Sep 2025
1 min read
Commentary
Fuentes and Kirk: What was it really about?
0:00 /3:22 1× "Closet Full of Red Hats" You met him at a rally next to aisle three Right by the guns and the
13 Sep 2025
2 min read
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Breaking News: Loomer is Dangerous
So Laura Loomer managed to get a top-secret intelligence meet canceled by throwing a childish tantrum online—kind of like a Karen at Wal-Mart who yell-fought the entire store because she didn't want to wait in line.
07 Sep 2025
1 min read