Comrades workers, patriots, and fighters for true freedom!

In epoch of Comrade Donald J. Trump, Supreme Leader of Great American Empire, new dawn breaks in global struggle against bourgeois imperialists and weak judicial saboteurs!

Our fearless correspondent from Minsk reports: Aleksandr Grigoryevich Lukashenko, Supreme Leader of Union State of Belarus, has officially acknowledged absolute authority of Premier Trump over world!

This not just statement—it HISTORIC SURRENDER TO GENIUS OF TRUMP!

In his epic 950-word manifesto on Platform of Truth (Truth Social), Comrade Trump proclaimed: "I have absolute right to impose tariffs! Courts are weaponized against American people!" He exposed Supreme Court of USA as tool "protecting those who should not be protected," praising loyal comrades Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh for wisdom in tariff battle!

Lukashenko, wise ally, could not ignore will of Providence! In private message (confirmed by our sources in Kremlin), he declared: "Trump is new Stalin of West! His tariffs will crush enemies like proletarian hammer! Belarus pledges eternal service to Great MAGA Empire!"

Bourgeois judges like James Boasberg (suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome) will be swept away by tariff whirlwind! AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN, AND ENEMIES ARE IN PANIC!