Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.
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#TrumpDisclosure Trump filed a 927-page financial disclosure showing $1.2B in crypto income, 21,000 stock trades averaging 80/day, and Palantir purchases timed to a Pentagon contract. He called the arrangement a blind account. "I think that's what it's called."
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#commonsense Beaverton proposes simple budget for simple folks.
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#2026 Beaverton for Lt. Governor, Second in Command. First in Common Sense
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#russia Our OPSEC is atrocious on Trump's watch. - Admin ExSquid
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#trump For those about to grift, we salute you. - Admin ExSquid
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#trump https://www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/ will let you report media bias to the President. Let him know what you think. - Admin ExSquid
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#trump The Interior Dept. awarded a $5 million no-bid contract to gold-plate horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial for America's 250th birthday. The statues were already there. Twelve sources confirmed the gold was necessary. All twelve are at Mar-a-Lago.
Activism
By now you've probably all seen the video shared by the White House promoting their new website aliens.gov. Well, we here at Whiskey Leaks have managed to get hold of the original, unedited copy. No wonder Trump wanted this one to stay hidden.
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#trump “Sources familiar with the meeting said no Cabinet secretary was ordered to buy the hat, though several appeared to understand how command climate works.”
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#trump The donation will reportedly fund a section on U.S.-Japan relations, allowing visitors to learn how two great nations overcame war, built a security partnership, and eventually discovered the ancient diplomatic ritual of sliding cash into the president’s legacy waistband.
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#trump Trump and Vance are fighting to bring back AMERICAN industry.