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The Daily Schtick · Legal Casualty Report
Alina Habba faces an ethics complaint. Four former Trump lawyers have been disbarred. Another was suspended. Welcome to the party of personal responsibility—please surrender your bar card at reception.
Donald Trump’s legal operation has developed an unusual benefits package: national exposure, proximity to power, and the opportunity to explain to a disciplinary tribunal why you should still be allowed to have a career.
The slogan is “law and order.” The paperwork increasingly says “stricken from the roll of attorneys.”
The latest lawyer approaching the professional wood chipper is Alina Habba Mildon, formerly Trump’s personal attorney and, briefly, New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor. She now faces a formal ethics complaint over her involvement in settling a young waitress’s sexual-harassment claims at Trump’s Bedminster golf club.
Let’s get the essential distinction out of the way: Habba has not been disbarred in this proceeding. The complaint is not a finding of wrongdoing. Discipline could range from an admonishment to suspension or disbarment, and the process is still ahead.
We are mocking a legal operation, not adopting its evidentiary standards.
The ascent: proximity is a hell of a qualification
Habba graduated from Widener University’s law school in 2010, clerked for a New Jersey judge, worked in private practice, and started her own firm in 2020. In 2021, she joined Trump’s personal legal team after reportedly meeting him at his Bedminster club.
Within a few years, a relatively little-known litigator had become a courtroom advocate, television defender, and campaign presence for a man whose litigation portfolio could qualify as infrastructure.
After his election victory, Trump selected her as presidential counselor. In March 2025, she became interim U.S. attorney for New Jersey.
A spectacular ascent. Unfortunately, altitude and competence are different measurements.
The warning lights were not subtle
In January 2023, federal Judge Donald Middlebrooks ordered Trump and his legal team to pay more than $937,000 in sanctions over their lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and other perceived political enemies. Habba was Trump’s lead lawyer in the case.
The judge’s assessment was not exactly a LinkedIn recommendation:
“No reasonable lawyer would have filed it.”
The court described a lawsuit brought for a political purpose, without a cognizable legal claim. Habba had already been sanctioned in an earlier round arising from the same litigation.
There are lawyers who tell a client, “You do not have a case.” Then there are lawyers who apparently hear that sentence and ask whether the complaint should be printed on campaign stationery.
In January 2024, Habba represented Trump in the E. Jean Carroll damages trial that ended with an $83.3 million defamation verdict against him. That proceeding concerned damages for his 2019 statements; a separate jury had previously found him liable for sexual abuse and defamation.
The verdict was against Trump, not Habba. Losing a case is not itself professional misconduct. It does, however, make the surrounding victory-lap atmosphere difficult to reconcile with the invoice.
Chief prosecutor. Appointment not included.
Trump’s elevation of Habba to New Jersey’s top federal prosecutorial job eventually collided with federal appointment law. A federal judge ruled her appointment unlawful, and the Third Circuit upheld that conclusion on December 1, 2025.
She resigned on December 8 and moved into a senior advisory role at the Justice Department.
The ruling concerned the legality of her appointment—not the status of her law license or a blanket declaration that she could never serve as a prosecutor.
Still, the administration advertising itself as the restoration of law and order managed to install a chief federal prosecutor through an arrangement the courts found unlawful.
Apparently the rule of law was one of those terms and conditions everyone clicked through.
The waitress and the question of whose lawyer this was
The new ethics case reaches back to 2021, around the beginning of Habba’s relationship with Trump.
According to New Jersey’s Office of Attorney Ethics, Habba inserted herself into a workplace sexual-harassment dispute involving Alice Bianco, then a 21-year-old employee at Trump National Golf Club Bedminster. Habba was a paying club member.
Authorities allege that she encouraged Bianco to stop communicating with her existing attorney, created confusion about whether she was acting as Bianco’s lawyer, and helped resolve the claims for an inadequate amount that benefited the club.
The settlement was $15,000.
Bianco later retained attorney Nancy Smith and sued the club in 2023, alleging she had been defrauded into signing the earlier agreement. That lawsuit settled for $400,000, according to Reuters.
Those figures are settlements, not two court valuations of an identical claim. The later payment does not prove every allegation against Habba. But the contrast is real, and it does not exactly improve the optics of the original bargain.
The ethics complaint alleges conflicts of interest and violations of rules governing lawyers acting as neutral third parties. It also includes recordkeeping allegations. Reporting on the complaint describes a nondisclosure provision alleged to be unlawful under New Jersey law.
The central question is not simply whether this was a bad deal. It is whether a young worker understood whose interests the helpful lawyer was actually protecting.
A country club is an expensive place to discover that “I’m here to help” may require a conflicts-of-interest disclosure.
Habba’s attorney, Kim Ringler, says the complaint “starts a long process for resolving issues about conduct that took place more than five years ago.” No tribunal has yet found wrongdoing in this proceeding.
That qualification stays. Accuracy is what separates satire from a Trump election affidavit.
A separate crack in the loyalty economy
There is also an extraordinary financial subplot—and it is separate from the New Jersey ethics charges.
Reuters reported that Trump called it “unacceptable” that Habba had secured a $50 million contract for herself while working at the Justice Department. The agreement involved the family of a Venezuelan banker who later received a Trump pardon. Reuters, citing The New York Times, reported that she subsequently lost the contract.
Habba says she was never paid for a pardon and did not meet with anyone at the White House or Justice Department about one. The reporting does not establish that she sold access or arranged a pardon.
Politically, though, the image is exquisite: a career built around defending Trump’s judgment reaching the point where Trump publicly questions hers.
In the loyalty economy, the elevator goes up quickly. The emergency exit is your problem.
The body count: bar-card edition
Here is the documented minimum: four former Trump or Trump-campaign lawyers disbarred in at least one jurisdiction, plus a fifth suspended. This is a count of people, not jurisdictions, and not a claim that every person listed is barred from practice everywhere.
Rudy does not become two casualties because two bars showed him the door.
01 / Michael Cohen
Disbarred · New York
Trump’s former personal attorney and fixer was formally struck from New York’s attorney roll on February 26, 2019, with disbarment effective November 29, 2018. The court acted following his federal conviction for lying to Congress. His other convictions included tax, bank-statement, and campaign-finance offenses; not every offense concerned Trump.
From fixing the boss’s problems to needing a different line of work. A career-development journey with unusually extensive federal documentation.
02 / Rudy Giuliani
Disbarred · New York and Washington, D.C.
New York disbarred Giuliani on July 2, 2024, over false statements concerning the 2020 election. Washington, D.C., followed on September 26 with reciprocal discipline.
Once a federal prosecutor. Then a presidential lawyer. Then a man whose claims about election integrity helped cost him the professional credentials required to argue about it.
03 / Kenneth Chesebro
Disbarred · New York
The Trump-campaign lawyer involved in the alternate-elector operation was disbarred in New York on June 26, 2025. The court relied on his Georgia guilty plea to conspiracy to commit filing false documents and detailed his role in the election scheme.
An important jurisdictional wrinkle: his Florida suspension was lifted in June 2026. “Disbarred in New York” is accurate. “Cannot practice anywhere” is not.
Even the casualty report has to respect state lines. The election operation could have used that level of attention to detail.
04 / John Eastman
Disbarred · California
The California Supreme Court ordered Eastman’s disbarment on April 15, 2026. The State Bar reported findings of culpability on 10 of 11 charges involving egregious and deceitful conduct connected to his efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
Eastman advanced the strategy aimed at having Mike Pence interfere with the electoral count. He has sought U.S. Supreme Court review of his discipline. Seeking review is not the same as getting the disbarment reversed.
He went looking for a loophole in the transfer of presidential power and found the exit to his California legal career.
05 / Jenna Ellis
Suspended for three years · Colorado
Trump’s former campaign legal adviser received a three-year Colorado suspension effective July 2, 2024, following her Georgia guilty plea to aiding and abetting false statements. Reinstatement requires proof of rehabilitation, compliance, and fitness.
This is suspension, not disbarment. The distinction matters, even if neither belongs in the “career highlights” section.
No, we are not padding the cemetery
Habba does not belong in the completed-disbarment tally. She faces a complaint, not an imposed professional penalty in this proceeding.
Jeffrey Clark’s disciplinary case also requires care. The D.C. Board on Professional Responsibility recommended disbarment in July 2025. Reporting in July 2026 described that recommendation as still pending before the D.C. Court of Appeals. A recommendation is not a final disbarment order. He was also a Justice Department official, not simply another personal Trump lawyer.
Nor does a criminal plea automatically turn Sidney Powell into a disbarred attorney. The documented Texas disciplinary effort against her was dismissed. Criminal cases, sanctions, suspensions, and disbarment are different things.
The numbers are ugly enough without stuffing them. Leave that approach to the people who tried it with electoral votes.
The closing argument
The issue is not that unpopular clients should be denied lawyers. They should not. Nor is losing a lawsuit automatically evidence of professional misconduct.
The issue is what these disciplinary records actually describe: lying to Congress, false election claims, false documents, and deceitful professional conduct. Those are the documented foundations of the four disbarment cases—not merely the fact that the lawyers represented Trump.
Habba’s case is different and remains unresolved. Regulators are examining alleged conflicts and her handling of a worker’s settlement, not a fake-elector memorandum.
But the political contradiction is familiar. The movement that sells personal responsibility keeps producing professionals who discover responsibility is, in fact, personal.
“Law and order” is an excellent campaign slogan. It becomes considerably less convenient when the law starts asking who signed the documents.
Some clients cost you sleep. This one comes with a professional extinction clause.
Law and order and shit.
Just read the exclusions.
