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Commentary
Trump says AI should be called “Super Intelligence”—because apparently “artificial” sounded too fake. We were worried about AI; now we’re only worried about being killed by SI. Or a raccoon. Neither threat is zero, and neither cares what we call it.
Commentary
A $5,000 midterm “freedom check” may briefly help Americans drowning in rent, debt, groceries, and medical bills—while the same politicians call healthcare socialism. Apparently government money is tyranny only when it lasts longer than Election Day.
Parody
#trump There are two Trumps who talked about 9/11. One bragged about his building's height hours after the towers fell. The other, 25 years later, claims firefighters heroically carried him from Ground Zero. Same guy. Only one currently has the nuclear codes.
Daily News
Pete Hegseth’s testosterone-testing push has reportedly inspired a Pentagon readiness overhaul: fewer spreadsheets, more truck-saluting, and a mandatory ability to call coffee “jet fuel.” Critics fear the military may soon confuse medical screening with a podcast ad read.
Activism
#va Tell Congress to fix veterans' benefits!
Daily News
Pete Hegseth has turned Pentagon secrecy into an art form—reclassifying press rooms, ghosting briefings during an active war, and locking Congress out of budget talks. Draft impeachment articles are piling up. Here's a savagely funny look at his most impeachable moves yet.
Activism
Countdown to the 2026 U.S. general election on November 3. Learn how to register to vote, verify your voter status, find official state registration deadlines, and access trusted resources through Vote.gov and the U.S. Election Assistance Commission.
Activism
#Racism in America never left; it just got rebranded. From coded “dog whistles” to casual slurs, this piece dissects how bigotry became everyday noise dressed up as “common sense.”
Activism
Trump was a registered Democrat from 2001 to 2009 — eight years. His base says targeting him over the Epstein files is partisan persecution. The files were written during his Democrat years. That's not persecution. That's irony.
Daily News
Americans love to claim the U.S. was founded on Christian principles, yet the same founders approved a treaty stating the government is ‘not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.’ If that’s a Christian nation, it has a very strange way of introducing itself.
Daily News
A new “Christian phone network” promises to block porn and gender content - but raises bigger questions about faith, control, and who decides what you’re allowed to see. Is this spiritual protection, or just censorship with better branding?
Daily News
Trump says his AI Jesus pic was really him as a “doctor,” confuses asylum seekers with people from insane asylums, and keeps turning staff briefings into weaponized word salad. The Daily Schtick translates whatever the hell is happening between his ears and the mic.