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Lukashenko Better Than Kim - Lukashenko

#trump “Lukashenko hosts nuclear weapons for free. Need Invite." - Lukashenko

23 Aug 2026 7 min read

When “After” Becomes “Because”

#hhs A revolutionary new method proves causation by removing complexity, ignoring competing explanations, and beginning with the conclusion.

23 Aug 2026 10 min read

Commentary

Log Cabin Republicans Announce Successful Firewall

#bluepill Solidarity that folds the second it costs you something was never solidarity. It was just a seating arrangement.

22 Aug 2026 6 min read

Activism

Mike Lindell Demands a Recount. We Demand a Receipt.

#mikelindell has been cheated out of a rightful victory in the Minnesota GOP gubernatorial primary. Here's your chance to help!

20 Aug 2026 3 min read

Satire

The Pre-Catastrophe Exclusion Standard

#hhs “If catastrophe has not occurred at the moment of measurement, the observed catastrophe rate is zero. This is what the numbers say.” Dr. Shawn Hannity

19 Aug 2026 9 min read

Activism

Help Us Piss Off Transphobes in Congress!

Want to make someone in Congress angry with your "woke bullshit?" Here's how.

18 Aug 2026 3 min read

Ivermectin and Supplements Vs. Tick-Borne Diseases

#hhs “When every available test says the patient doesn’t have it, eventually you have to consider the possibility that the disease has become exceptionally good at hiding.” Dr. Thaddeus P. Borreli, 2026.

18 Aug 2026 10 min read

Blue Falcon: Jones and Fox Know Better

#foxnews The Blue Falcon used to be the guy who screwed his buddies to save his own ass. Apparently we've modernized the concept. Now he can do it from a television studio.

16 Aug 2026 8 min read

Satire

Reviewer Replacement: Solving Scientific Disagreement

#hhs In a groundbreaking study, we have determined that science is in fact wrong.

16 Aug 2026 11 min read

Commentary

"Not Nearly Long Enough"

#trump The USS Lincoln debacle is proof of an overwhelmed administration ordering the military into war without an achievable goal.

15 Aug 2026 6 min read

Satire

Universal Mortality Following COVID-19 Vaccination

#hhs Long-term survival following vaccination remains unconfirmed, and investigators warn that the final mortality figures may not be known for decades.

15 Aug 2026 8 min read

Commentary

Amateurs Talk About Tactics, Experts Talk about Logistics

#hegseth Failing to plan is planning to fail. - Admin ExSquid

13 Aug 2026 9 min read

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