Charles U. Farley

Satire

Cleetus Beaverton for Lieutenant Governor - NC (R)

#2026 Beaverton for Lt. Governor, Second in Command. First in Common Sense

30 Jun 2026 7 min read

Commentary

They're armed. Are you?

#resist Know where the line is.

29 Jun 2026 4 min read

Satire

Great Russian Cyber Success

#russia Our OPSEC is atrocious on Trump's watch. - Admin ExSquid

28 Jun 2026 9 min read

Commentary

The Small Man’s Alpha: Stephen Miller and the Politics of Looking Down

#bluepill There is nothing strong about needing a vulnerable group beneath your boot so you can feel tall.

26 Jun 2026 7 min read

Activism

Project 2025 isn't completely dead yet. Call Congress Now

#veterans Do not make veterans pay for veterans' benefits. - Admin ExSquid

25 Jun 2026 2 min read

Commentary

Nobody's Coming to the Basement. Women are lonely, too.

#bluepill You are not owed a partner. You are capable of becoming someone worth choosing. Those are not the same thing, and the distance between them is entirely yours to cover. Get started.

24 Jun 2026 8 min read

Satire

Introducing Swamp Ass by Trump

#trump For those about to grift, we salute you. - Admin ExSquid

23 Jun 2026 6 min read

music

"Everything Iran Wanted"

#iran We've got something to say about the new "victory" plan in Iran.

19 Jun 2026 2 min read

Commentary

Never Start a War You Are Not Prepared to Finish

#trump History repeats itself.

19 Jun 2026 8 min read

Commentary

Trump Started a War With Iran and Got the Obama Iran Deal, But $300 Billion Bigger

Trump started a war with Iran and got a deal Iran says is everything they wanted. Markets up. #grift

17 Jun 2026 10 min read

Activism

The Warrant Trick: Know What ICE Is Really Holding

#KnowYourRights Not every “warrant” is a judge’s warrant. ICE administrative forms can look official, but they are not the same as a court order signed by a judge. Before anyone opens a door, know the difference. Paper matters. So does permission.

16 Jun 2026 6 min read

Satire

INTRODUCING GASOLINE PLUS™

#grift INTRODUCING GASOLINE PLUS™ For just $4.26 per gallon, unlock premium access to your existing commute. Upgrade to Gasoline Plus Patriot Reserve for surge pricing, strategic uncertainty, and exclusive geopolitical volatility delivered directly to your tank.

15 Jun 2026 12 min read