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#dineshdsouza Researchers Eliminate Archaeology’s Remaining Uncertainty by Removing Archaeologists”
#hhs We evaluated 56 post-mortem subjects discovered under conditions profoundly incompatible with conventional refrigeration, sanitation, or common sense.
#hhs After adjusting for humidity, patriotism, citrus consumption, and the number of decorative flamingos per household, armadillo proximity was associated with a 312% increase in historical authenticity (p = 0.97).
