Satire
News Leak from Belarus: Pending Confirmation
Belarus has suggested they have damning information related to President Trump and SECWAR Pete Hegseth. We are attempting to confirm this bullshit.
17 Dec 2025
1 min read
Satire
Dispatches
195 posts
Satire
memecoin
Introducing the Fun, Degenerate, Joke Token (FDJT)
FDJT, the Fun, Degenerate, Joke Token, is a satirical meme coin project built explicitly as entertainment and social commentary—not as an investment or a way to make money.
09 Dec 2025
3 min read
Satire
FDJT Token — The Future of Fake Wealth
This is really just a bunch of bullshit. Don't give us your money unless you want to lose it.
05 Dec 2025
1 min read
Satire
Intercepted Email from IKEA to Vice President Vance
We are attempting to determine the authenticity of this letter. We believe it is satire.
04 Dec 2025
1 min read
Satire
Presidential MRI: 10/10/2025
This is likely satire, but you never know. Stranger things have happened.
02 Dec 2025
1 min read
Veterans
The Idiot’s Almanac: Pete Kegsbreath’s Greatest Hits
Some people leave behind legacies of wisdom, innovation, or courage. Pete Kegsbreath leaves behind… quotes. Quotes so baffling, so cosmically idiotic, they deserve their own museum wing. Welcome to the roast.
25 Nov 2025
1 min read
Satire
Satire
Subject: URGENT: Assistance Needed From the American People (Re: My Glorious Escalation Opportunity)
"From a royal scam to a nuclear jam—Prince Donaldo's explosive offer to the American people! 🇺🇸💣"
03 Nov 2025
1 min read
Satire
Dr. Jack MeHoffer's MRI Report - Sources: Some Guy on the Internet (me)
ATTN: SMART PEOPLE ONLY
30 Oct 2025
1 min read
Commentary
No Shave Chits are the New Enemy: Hegseth
Hegseth and his continued policies of Christian nationalism and incompetence are on full display this week.
29 Oct 2025
2 min read
Satire
HHS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TYLENOL AND IVERMECTIN. WHY?
Tylenol and Ivermectin: Report - You can't tell if this is satire or fact, can you?
28 Oct 2025
2 min read
Satire
Tucker Carlson Declares Putin "Most Popular Leader" – Naturally, We All Agree!
Is it satire? No, not really.
28 Oct 2025
2 min read