Satire

ASVAB Waiver Checklist

1. Applicant Dirt Sheet Field Brutally Honest Prompt Legal Name (or whatever is tattooed on your neck) Preferred Rank (Dream on, Private) Most Recent Employer to Ghost You

Whiskey Leaks’ Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt expose the lies of the powerful, even if it costs thee friends or comfort. 2. Thou shalt not turn the other cheek to injustice; instead,

From Basement to Battalion: Trump’s Bold New Army Recruitment for Incels

"Leaked" Video from Russia?

We think this is likely satire, but with the amount of conspiracy theories floating around....well, you can decide for yourself.

BEHOLD: THE SOFA MESSENGER

Hegseth Interpreted for the Sober Impaired

As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to

Where are Chuck Schumer's Balls?

This satirical cartoon isn’t about undermining Chuck Schumer—in fact, I respect the man. But as someone who is deeply concerned about the direction President Trump is

Introducing Thomas Fugate, Your Antiterrorism Expert at the Department of Homeland Security

Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé,

Chickenhawks 2025: Fox and Friends Edition

Ready to do your patriotic duty? Enlist your family to fight in Iran—because someone’s got to protect freedom, and it sure as hell isn’t going

Faux Noise: Is it 2003 or 2025?

Trump Mobile: Because are you fucking stupid?

Donald might have a secret.