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Breaking News: Loomer is Dangerous

So Laura Loomer managed to get a top-secret intelligence meet canceled by throwing a childish tantrum online—kind of like a Karen at Wal-Mart who yell-fought the entire store because she didn't want to wait in line.

Charles U. Farley — 07 Sep 2025 — 1 min read

So Laura Loomer managed to get a top-secret intelligence meet canceled by throwing a childish tantrum online—kind of like a Karen at Wal-Mart who yell-fought the entire store because she didn't want to wait in line.

The problem is, this isn’t amusing as it’s national security taking a hit because a conspiracy theorist with the subtlety of an arm chair quarterback who thinks “intel briefing” is some kind of reality show. If Loomer’s brand of chaos gets any traction, the intelligence community might as well hand out flares and camo paint to her and call it a day.

If you think that’s harsh, remember: Sometimes the dumbest mouth in town gets the loudest mic—and in this case, it’s not a sideshow, it’s a disaster waiting to happen.