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QUALIFICATIONS
OPTIONAL
Per Executive Order
No. MAGA-2026-∞
United States
Dept. of
Performative
Patriotism
★ Est. 2025 ★
Dept. of
Performative
Patriotism
★ Est. 2025 ★
FORM DD-404-B | REV. MARCH 2026 | SUPERSEDES ALL MERIT
Official Application
Command of the 1st Aerial Division of
Ideological Alignment & Campus Outreach
("THE TURNING POINT AIR GROUP" — PROVISIONAL)
Board of
Visitors
Spousal
Succession
★ Unit ★
Visitors
Spousal
Succession
★ Unit ★
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL APPLICANTS: This form is to be completed in full, in ink, by the spouse, widow, or sufficiently bereaved acquaintance of a previous appointee. Prior military experience is not required, not expected, and frankly considered a liability in the current appointments environment. The President has determined that loyalty loyalty, legacy, and a willingness to stand at State of the Union addresses constitutes adequate preparation for any role in the United States military oversight apparatus. This unit does not yet exist. That is considered a feature, not a bug.
PART I — PERSONAL PARTICULARS (WHAT LITTLE IS REQUIRED)
Question 1
Applicant's full name:
formerly known as
Question 2
Current professional title:
Question 3
Number of years of personal military service:
Number of years married to someone who once attended a Board meeting:
* Per Executive Guidance, column two shall be weighted 400× column one in all qualification assessments.
Question 4
I became aware of this position when: (select one)
PART II — QUALIFYING EXPERIENCE IN MILITARY AFFAIRS
Question 5
Please describe your previous experience overseeing a military academy's curriculum, morale, discipline, or financial operations:
Question 6
Which of the following best qualifies you to oversee Air Force Academy operations? (check all that apply)
Question 7 — Gap Fill
The Air Force Academy's Board of Visitors is responsible for advising the Secretary of Defense on issues of
,
,
and financial oversight. Prior boards included retired
— all of whom have now been replaced, because the President believes the board had been infiltrated by
.
* Applicants are encouraged to leave blanks blank. The White House will fill them in later with something about wokeness.
PART III — STRATEGIC VISION & LONG-TERM PLANNING
Question 8
Where do you see the Air Force in five years?
Question 9
In the event of a genuine strategic or operational crisis requiring board input, I intend to:
Question 10
Should the Board vote on whether to posthumously award an honorary degree to
,
and should the deceased board member's spouse be permitted to vote on that very honour,
I believe this represents:
* The Board's legal counsel has noted that options A and C "sound like they were written by the deep state."
PART IV — NEPOTISM SELF-ASSESSMENT (VOLUNTARY BUT INEVITABLE)
Question 11 — Gap Fill
My appointment directly follows my late husband's appointment to the same board. I believe this:
a)
b) sets a precedent whereby military oversight positions may be , which I believe is .
c) is entirely unrelated to the fact that I now run Turning Point USA, which has chapters on college campuses, many of which are .
a)
b) sets a precedent whereby military oversight positions may be , which I believe is .
c) is entirely unrelated to the fact that I now run Turning Point USA, which has chapters on college campuses, many of which are .
Question 12
Other Trump appointees to military boards have included: a personal aide under federal indictment (Naval Academy), a retired general with a pardoned conviction (West Point advisory), and a former press secretary. Given this context, my qualifications are best described as:
PART V — IDEOLOGICAL ALIGNMENT VERIFICATION (MANDATORY)
Question 13
Please confirm the following by completing each sentence with an appropriately patriotic phrase:
Question 14 — Essay
In 50 words or fewer, explain how a career in conservative campus activism prepares one for advising the Secretary of Defense on military discipline, curriculum, and financial oversight. You may use the phrase "it's about values" as many times as necessary.
I, the undersigned, confirm that all answers are sincere, that I understand the board's role in advising on Air Force morale, academics, and discipline, and that I am prepared to be unavailable for comment until such time as a commemorative vote is scheduled. I acknowledge that this form will not be reviewed, the appointment having already been made.
Signature: __________________ Date: __ / __ / 2026
Signature: __________________ Date: __ / __ / 2026
✓ Application Processed
Congratulations. Your appointment has already been made. This form was purely ceremonial.
You will receive no confirmation email. The board did not announce your appointment.
Your name has simply appeared on the list. Welcome to military oversight.
