Satire
Hungary Dumps Putin
#putin Hungary not like Putin now. Belarus ready to fill gap.
27 Aug 2026
5 min read
Recent Dispatches
Satire
Commentary
Selling A Driver With A Shove
#bluepill Masculinity doesn't need saving. It needs people willing to say no in the room before the ad ever gets posted, not after the boycotts start.
26 Aug 2026
5 min read
Satire
A Study: Why Cancer Remission Requires Immediate Defunding by HHS
#hhs "Unexpected clinical benefit remains one of the most reliable indicators that a research program has departed from approved conclusions.”
26 Aug 2026
13 min read
News
Lukashenko Better Than Kim - Lukashenko
#trump “Lukashenko hosts nuclear weapons for free. Need Invite." - Lukashenko
23 Aug 2026
7 min read
Satire
When “After” Becomes “Because”
#hhs A revolutionary new method proves causation by removing complexity, ignoring competing explanations, and beginning with the conclusion.
23 Aug 2026
10 min read
Commentary
Log Cabin Republicans Announce Successful Firewall
#bluepill Solidarity that folds the second it costs you something was never solidarity. It was just a seating arrangement.
22 Aug 2026
6 min read
Activism
Mike Lindell Demands a Recount. We Demand a Receipt.
#mikelindell has been cheated out of a rightful victory in the Minnesota GOP gubernatorial primary. Here's your chance to help!
20 Aug 2026
3 min read
Satire
The Pre-Catastrophe Exclusion Standard
#hhs “If catastrophe has not occurred at the moment of measurement, the observed catastrophe rate is zero. This is what the numbers say.” Dr. Shawn Hannity
19 Aug 2026
9 min read
Daily News
Hegseth Impeachment Articles Explained (With Jokes, Because Somebody Has To)
Pete Hegseth has turned Pentagon secrecy into an art form—reclassifying press rooms, ghosting briefings during an active war, and locking Congress out of budget talks. Draft impeachment articles are piling up. Here's a savagely funny look at his most impeachable moves yet.
19 Aug 2026
3 min read
Activism
Help Us Piss Off Transphobes in Congress!
Want to make someone in Congress angry with your "woke bullshit?" Here's how.
18 Aug 2026
3 min read
Ivermectin and Supplements Vs. Tick-Borne Diseases
#hhs “When every available test says the patient doesn’t have it, eventually you have to consider the possibility that the disease has become exceptionally good at hiding.” Dr. Thaddeus P. Borreli, 2026.
18 Aug 2026
10 min read
Activism
2026 U.S. General Election Countdown & Voter Registration Guide
Countdown to the 2026 U.S. general election on November 3. Learn how to register to vote, verify your voter status, find official state registration deadlines, and access trusted resources through Vote.gov and the U.S. Election Assistance Commission.
17 Aug 2026
8 min read