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Mike Lindell Demands a Recount. We Demand a Receipt.

#mikelindell has been cheated out of a rightful victory in the Minnesota GOP gubernatorial primary. Here's your chance to help!

Mike Lindell Demands a Recount. We Demand a Receipt.
Whiskey Leaks • Election Integrity Support Desk

MIKE LINDELL DEMANDS A RECOUNT. WHISKEY LEAKS DEMANDS A RECEIPT.

Democracy is too important to count only once. Apparently.

Estimated Cost of Making Absolutely Certain $825,000 For a statewide hand recount and audit of Minnesota Republican gubernatorial primary ballots.

Mike Lindell has generously volunteered to spend approximately $825,000 of his own money to independently verify that Minnesota Republican voters did, in fact, select someone else.

Whiskey Leaks respects this extraordinary commitment to checking your work.

So we would like to support Mike's historic recount effort in the most constructive way available: by inviting readers to make an honorary donation to Planned Parenthood.

He counts the ballots.
You count the donation.
Everybody gets independently verified.

The Whiskey Leaks Recount Matching Initiative

$0 of $825,000 matched. This is because Whiskey Leaks is not actually matching anything. We are a satire publication, not a Super PAC with an accounting department. Your donation goes directly through Planned Parenthood.

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