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Introducing Swamp Ass by Trump

#trump For those about to grift, we salute you. - Admin ExSquid

Charles U. Farley — 23 Jun 2026 — 6 min read

A Whiskey Leaks Luxury Product Announcement

Parfum Swamp
Ass New from Trump

Swamp Ass New from Trump

A luxury fragrance inspired by Washington’s most refreshing new shade of green. Distilled from algae, executive runoff, and a promise to drain something eventually.

At last, a presidential fragrance with the courage to leave a lasting impression. Swamp Ass captures the bold, unmistakable confidence of a leader who never lets a little atmosphere get between him and a grand entrance.

Rich, commanding, and impossible to ignore, it brings a decisive new presence to boardrooms, golf carts, cable-news green rooms, and any setting where ordinary restraint simply will not do.

Top Notes Chlorophyll

Heart Notes Humid bravado

Base Notes Executive runoff

“Now available in Monument Green.”