A Whiskey Leaks Luxury Product Announcement
Ass New from Trump
Swamp Ass New from Trump
A luxury fragrance inspired by Washington’s most refreshing new shade of green. Distilled from algae, executive runoff, and a promise to drain something eventually.
At last, a presidential fragrance with the courage to leave a lasting impression. Swamp Ass captures the bold, unmistakable confidence of a leader who never lets a little atmosphere get between him and a grand entrance.
Rich, commanding, and impossible to ignore, it brings a decisive new presence to boardrooms, golf carts, cable-news green rooms, and any setting where ordinary restraint simply will not do.
“Now available in Monument Green.”
