Charles U. Farley

Satire

The D'Souza Archaeological Corroboration Index

#dineshdsouza Researchers Eliminate Archaeology’s Remaining Uncertainty by Removing Archaeologists”

09 Aug 2026 7 min read

Original Music

Silence Takes Their Side

Neutral isn't a side. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.

09 Aug 2026 1 min read

Satire

Ivermectin Failure in Post-Mortem Populations

#hhs We evaluated 56 post-mortem subjects discovered under conditions profoundly incompatible with conventional refrigeration, sanitation, or common sense.

08 Aug 2026 11 min read

Commentary

Tough Talk and Going Soft - Crenshaw (R-Unemployed)

#bluepill Crenshaw has a history of being a blue falcon. Just saying.

07 Aug 2026 6 min read

Satire

Rewilding the Human Immune System via Armadillo Exposure

#hhs After adjusting for humidity, patriotism, citrus consumption, and the number of decorative flamingos per household, armadillo proximity was associated with a 312% increase in historical authenticity (p = 0.97).

07 Aug 2026 7 min read

Satire

Spinal Misalignment as a Cause of Fifth Amendment Dependence

#hhs This study examines whether repeated invocation of the Fifth Amendment can be explained by civic spinal misalignment rather than legal risk.

06 Aug 2026 7 min read

Satire

Pulmonary Carbon Sequestration as an Indicator of Workforce Patriotism

#hhs A landmark study finds black lung may be America’s most efficient carbon-capture program, provided nobody asks what happened to the miners storing the coal and silica. ::: ​​

05 Aug 2026 9 min read

Satire

Advanced Decomposition as a Functional Dietary Strategy

#hhs This study has not been funding by the Trump administration, but its findings have been put to good use.

04 Aug 2026 7 min read

Satire

Healthy Until Proven Fraudulent

#rfk Healthy Americans face suspicion for buying insurance without producing enough profitable illnesses.

03 Aug 2026 7 min read

Satire

Grandstanding As Data: A Peer Review of Congressional Science

A Peer Review of Congressional Science J. MeHoffer, MD, PharmD (Unaccredited), reviewing the independent "findings" of Sen. Rand Powell, Chiropractor-at-Large

02 Aug 2026 4 min read

Original Music

Keep Your Powder Dry - WhiskeyLeaks Music

Everybody's angry in 2026. Good. Anger that goes nowhere is just noise. This one isn't about getting louder. It's about getting ready.

01 Aug 2026 1 min read

Satire

"Demand Side Enthusiasm"

GDP grew just 1.5% last quarter. Inflation held at 3.3%. Americans drained savings to a four-year low just to keep spending. Financial analysts have a name for this: demand-side enthusiasm. Whiskey Leaks has the full report.

30 Jul 2026 9 min read