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!!! Official Personnel Assessment and Professional Commendation Bulletin !!!
#hegseth All Hail Warlord Pete!
01 May 2026
11 min read
Charles U. Farley
Their Dispatches
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Stop The Posturing and Lead By Example: Get the F*cking Manosphere out of Military Leadership Positions.
#pentagon Secretary designate Cao has missed ship's movement with his alpha and beta labels. - Admin ExSquid
30 Apr 2026
7 min read
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Calling Out Bullshit
#stephenmiller Integrity first, bullshit second. - Admin ExSquid
29 Apr 2026
6 min read
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A Counterproposal: No More Right Wing Gatekeeping
#redpill No more right wing gatekeeping. I'm coming for your red pill, fuckers. -Admin ExSquid
28 Apr 2026
5 min read
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"I'm just asking questions here..." - Glenn Beck
#Trump Someone nearly assassinated Trump again. So let's ask the question: Why does it always seem to happen when he's on camera?
26 Apr 2026
5 min read
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!!! Urgent Media Consolidation Professional Naming Advisory !!!
#news Consolidating all of the media with the blessings of the state?
25 Apr 2026
11 min read
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!!! Official Historical Vindication; NATO Requiem Bulletin !!!
#NATO "We will bury you," Khrushchev 1 NATO 0
24 Apr 2026
16 min read
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Further Down the Red Pill vs Blue Pill Bullshit Dichotomy
#bluepillmasculinity Do you want to be manipulated by a story that flatters your worst instincts, or do you want to become the kind of man who earns his place without needing that story in the first place? - Admin ExSquid
22 Apr 2026
4 min read
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Hegseth Drops Mandatory Flu Vaccinations
#hegseth Pete is continuing his 4th term abortion practices by waging a Christian jihad against medicine. Thanks, Pete.
21 Apr 2026
2 min read
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Online Rape Academies? Enough. It's time to reset the paradigm.
#sonsofliberty Just when you've seen it all, online rape academies are in the news. Enough. This is the time to push back and reclaim masculinity. You aren't a pussy if you're a decent human being.
20 Apr 2026
5 min read
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The Drug That's Actually Helping Veterans Got Approved Because Joe Rogan Texted the President. Sure.
#veterans At least Trump isn't advocating bleach and lights up your ass anymore...
20 Apr 2026
7 min read