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Trump traded over $50 million in 'Magnificent 7' stocks last quarter, loading up on Apple and Google and selling Tesla

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Equities / Ethics Disclosure President's Portfolio Records Reveal 94 Trades in Companies He Was Simultaneously Meeting With, Promoting, and Regulating The disclosure shows a purchase of at least $1 million in Nvidia stock approximately one week before an announcement of a major Nvidia partnership — a trade the account's own records categorize as unsolicited, meaning initiated by the client.
President Trump shakes hands with Apple CEO Tim Cook in Tokyo, 2025 President Trump meets with Apple CEO Tim Cook at the U.S. Ambassador's Residence in Tokyo, October 2025. Apple was among the stocks the president's account most aggressively accumulated in the first quarter of 2026, with eight purchases recorded against a single sale, according to a federal ethics disclosure released last week. Andrew Harnik / Getty Images

President Trump executed 94 trades in "Magnificent Seven" technology stocks during the first quarter of 2026, valued at between $50 million and $70 million, according to a federal ethics disclosure released last week — a period in which the president was regularly meeting with chief executives of those same companies, announcing policy decisions directly affecting their industries, and publicly promoting their products from the White House.

The trades, which included 64 purchases and 30 sales spread across Apple, Alphabet, Nvidia, Meta Platforms, Microsoft, Amazon, and Tesla, were part of a broader disclosure covering more than 3,700 individual transactions executed under the president's name in the quarter. The Trump Organization, which manages the account, has stated that trades are overseen by third-party financial institutions and that neither the president, his family, nor the organization itself plays any role in selecting, directing, or approving specific investments, and that they receive no advance notice of trading activity whatsoever.

Among the transactions was a purchase of at least $1 million in Nvidia stock on February 10. Approximately one week later, Nvidia announced a major strategic partnership with Meta Platforms. The Nvidia purchase on February 10 is listed in the ethics disclosure as an unsolicited trade. The standard industry definition of an unsolicited trade is a transaction initiated by the client, with the broker executing it as directed. The Trump Organization did not respond to a request for comment on how its account generated an unsolicited trade in a portfolio where the client has no involvement.

February 10 was a notably active day for the president's account. In addition to the Nvidia purchase, records show the account sold between $10 million and $50 million in Microsoft and Amazon stock across two separate transactions of between $5 million and $25 million each. The total value of trades executed that single day was, at minimum, in the tens of millions of dollars. The Trump Organization did not explain what prompted the realignment.

"Presidents are not supposed to be day traders." — Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, upon reviewing the disclosure, in a statement that does not appear to have changed anything.

On net across the quarter, the president's account added substantially to its Apple and Alphabet positions, with eight Apple purchases recorded against a single sale, representing net acquisitions of between $2 million and $7.2 million, and Alphabet transactions consisting entirely of purchases totaling between $1.5 million and $3.1 million. Apple CEO Tim Cook met with the president in Tokyo in October 2025. Alphabet is the parent company of Google, which is currently the subject of federal antitrust proceedings overseen by the Justice Department, which reports to the president. Tesla was the one Magnificent Seven stock the account sold on net, with between $30,000 and $330,000 in sales recorded. Elon Musk, Tesla's chief executive, departed his advisory role in the administration earlier this year.

In total, 27 of the 94 Magnificent Seven trades were classified as unsolicited, including three individual purchases each exceeding $1 million. The Trump Organization's public statement holds that the president has no input of any kind regarding investment decisions. The definition of an unsolicited trade holds that the client initiates the transaction. These two positions are, in the standard usage of both terms, mutually exclusive. The disclosure does not resolve the discrepancy. The Trump Organization did not respond to a question about it.

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The Fake News won't tell you this, but SOMEBODY in Washington knows which stocks are moving BEFORE the announcements. The PRESIDENT meets with the CEOs. The PRESIDENT sets the policy. The PRESIDENT's account made 94 trades last quarter in the EXACT companies his administration was regulating. That is called INTELLIGENCE. The radical left calls it a conflict of interest. Winners call it OPPORTUNITY. Subscribe to The Presidential Portfolio and get REAL-TIME alerts modeled on the president's disclosed trading patterns. Nvidia before the partnership. Apple before the tariff exemption. This is the signal the DEEP STATE does not want you to have. UNSOLICITED. UNLIMITED. ACT NOW. *The Presidential Portfolio is not affiliated with the President, the Trump Organization, or any third-party financial institution. By subscribing you acknowledge that trading on disclosed government ethics filings may be legal, that the word "unsolicited" appears in those filings 27 times, and that past performance is not indicative of future results unless the client is also the regulator.

What the disclosure does not show is whether the trading patterns produced returns, as the ranges provided are too broad to calculate net position changes with precision. What it does show, across more than 3,700 transactions in a single quarter, is a president whose personal financial interests are interwoven, at a level of granularity and velocity that no previous administration has approached, with every major policy decision his office makes. The Trump Organization's statement notes that this arrangement is designed to avoid conflicts of interest. Margaux Dunbar-Pennington has been covering the markets for fourteen years. She has no further comment at this time.

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Satire. Parody. Protected speech. The trades described above are real and are drawn from President Trump's first-quarter 2026 federal ethics disclosure. The disclosure covers 94 trades in Magnificent Seven stocks valued at between $50 million and $70 million. The president's account purchased at least $1 million in Nvidia stock on February 10, 2026, approximately one week before Nvidia announced a strategic partnership with Meta Platforms. That trade is listed in the disclosure as unsolicited, meaning initiated by the client. The Trump Organization has publicly stated that Trump has no involvement in the account's trading decisions. 27 of the 94 Magnificent Seven trades are listed as unsolicited. The Trump Organization did not respond to questions about how those two facts are reconciled. On February 10, the account also sold between $10 million and $50 million in Microsoft and Amazon stock. The disclosure covers more than 3,700 total trades in the quarter. All of the above was reported by Yahoo Finance on May 19, 2026. The publication is not real. The joke is that this is harder to tell apart than it should be. Whiskey Leaks — whiskeyleaks.org. Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.