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Secretary Whiskey Leaks

SECDEF “Whiskey Leaks,” bottle in hand, Spilling out secrets like loose grains of sand. A fool with a phone, a pawn in the game, Too damn dense to

Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?

A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

Because why the fuck not?

We don't think this is the same Elon Musk that we all know and love. No one has confirmed or denied the accuracy of this report.

Nah, definitely does not have a drinking problem.