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Whiskey Leaks — Operational Edition
Whiskey Leaks

Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.

Est. in the ruins of accountability Unclassified // For Immediate Mockery
Satire

We don't think this is the same Elon Musk that we all know and love. No one has confirmed or denied the accuracy of this report.

Charles U. Farley Charles U. Farley — — 1 min read
We don't think this is the same Elon Musk that we all know and love. No one has confirmed or denied the accuracy of this report.
This isn't our medical expert, but he looks like a stand up guy.
This probably is not the same Elon Musk you are thinking about. Maybe this is satire?

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