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President's 40 Daily Stock Trades Reflect Continued Commitment to Market Participation, Analysts Say

#trump made 3,700 stock trades in Q1 2026. Bought Dell at $126. Told America to buy Dell. Pentagon gave Dell $9.7B. Dell hit $466. The president does not use computers.

President's 40 Daily Stock Trades Reflect Continued Commitment to Market Participation, Analysts Say
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President's 40 Daily Stock Trades Signal Active Engagement With Market Fundamentals, Disclosure Shows

An ethics filing covering the first quarter of 2026 offers a detailed look at one administration's approach to hands-on portfolio management.

Trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange Traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, where Dell Technologies shares have risen approximately 270 percent since February. The exchange was not directly involved in the president's transactions, which were executed elsewhere, by someone with considerably more information.

A mandatory federal ethics disclosure filed this week shows that President Donald Trump executed 3,700 individual stock transactions in the first quarter of 2026, averaging more than forty trades per trading day. The filing, required of senior federal officials under standing ethics law, identified positions in dozens of publicly traded companies across the technology, defense, and energy sectors.

Among the disclosed holdings was a purchase of between one million and five million dollars in Dell Technologies, made on February 10th when the stock was trading at $126.01 per share. The president added to the position in March. At a White House Mother's Day event in May, Trump addressed the assembled guests and told the nation: "So go out and buy a Dell. They're great." The Pentagon announced a $9.7 billion software contract with Dell Technologies the following week. The company's share price has risen approximately 270 percent since the February purchase, closing this week at just under $466. A position opened at the high end of the disclosed range would represent a gain of approximately $13.5 million. The president does not use computers.

"The Dell trade reflects what one analyst described as a uniquely coordinated approach to demand-side stimulus. The analyst asked not to be named. The analyst was at Mar-a-Lago." — Note to editor, M. Dunbar-Pennington, Markets Desk

This level of transactional activity, which rivals the daily volume of active professional fund managers, occurred during a quarter in which the administration was simultaneously managing federal workforce reductions, active military operations in the Persian Gulf, and ongoing tariff negotiations with multiple trading partners. Trump told CNBC this week that peace talks with Iran had become, in his assessment, "very boring." He was not discussing the Dell position. A position opened at $126 and now trading above $466 has not been described as boring by any source familiar with the matter.

The disclosure also recorded a purchase of between fifteen thousand and fifty thousand dollars in TKO Holding Group, parent company of Ultimate Fighting Championship, made shortly after the White House announced "Freedom Fights 250," a live event scheduled for the president's 80th birthday on June 14th. Military personnel are invited to attend at no charge, subject to compliance with event weight requirements. The remaining seats are available through a "partner investment opportunity" at one and a half million dollars per ticket. Since his inauguration, the president's net worth has increased from approximately two billion dollars to more than six billion. Analysts said the fundamentals remain strong.

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The following is a direct communication from the President of the United States, delivered at a White House event on the record, transcribed for accuracy, and reproduced here without editorial modification.

"So go out and buy a Dell. They're great." — President Donald J. Trump, White House Mother's Day Remarks, May 2026

This investment guidance is provided at no charge. Past performance is not indicative of future results. The president cannot guarantee you had one to five million dollars available in February. The stock was $126.01 at that time. It is not $126.01 now. The president is aware of this.

Subscribers to the Grift Street Journal receive full access to all ongoing market participation opportunities, including complete analysis of the Dell position, the TKO options chain, and a full annotated review of Q1's forty daily trades and their documented correlation with federal agency announcements. Margaux Dunbar-Pennington's Q2 portfolio strategy breakdown is available to paid subscribers beginning Monday. If you had subscribed in February you would have had access to the Dell tip. You did not subscribe in February. The stock was $126.01 in February.
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Disclaimer Satire. Parody. Protected speech. The grift described above is real. Trump's first-quarter 2026 ethics disclosure shows 3,700 stock trades, averaging more than 40 per day. He purchased Dell Technologies stock in February 2026. He told a White House audience to "go out and buy a Dell" at a Mother's Day event in May 2026. The Pentagon awarded Dell Technologies a $9.7 billion software contract the following week. Dell's share price has risen approximately 270 percent since the February purchase. He purchased TKO Holding Group stock after the White House announced a UFC event on its grounds. His net worth has reportedly tripled since his inauguration. The publication is not real. The joke is that this is harder to tell apart than it should be.

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