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Is ICE for you?

Looking for a new career? ICE may be for you! Have a look at our promotional video and decide for yourself!

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Toys for Me, None for Thee: JD Vance’s Secret War on Christmas

It’s happening, folks. The Trump administration, in a move so brazen it would make even the Grinch blush, is hoarding Christmas toys and presents-yes, hoarding them-all to appease their latest puppet master: JD Vance. That’s right, the same JD Vance who, if you ask me, is responsible for

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BREAKING: RFK Jr. AND ROGUE ELEMENT OF AMERICAN DENTAL ASSOCIATION UNVEIL SHOCKING PLAN TO POISON AMERICA'S TEETH

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the infamous anti-vaxxer and self-proclaimed "hero" of the conspiracy theater community, has secretly entered into an unholy alliance with a rogue element of the American Dental Association (ADA). According to sources

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BREAKING: SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM "ACCIDENTALLY" REVEALS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE PRESIDENT TRUMP POPE

Folks, we've got a shocking development in the ongoing saga of Pope Francis' passing and the sudden interest in President Trump becoming the new Pope. And now, Senator Lindsey Graham has accidentally revealed the master plan to make this happen. According to sources, on April 20th, President

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This is a leaked DOD letter from a completely unqualified and unreliable source.

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SHOCKING EXPOSE: VP JD VANCE'S UNDERGROUND EMPIRE OF TERROR!

Washington D.C. - In a stunning revelation, Faux Noize Wire has uncovered inconclusive evidence linking Vice President JD Vance to a sinister plot involving Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. Sources close to the matter have revealed that JD Vance, in his capacity as VP, has been

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More Bailouts for the Right

Meme depicting Liberals bailing water from the back of a boat, which MAGA guys at the front are mocking them.

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Exclusive Analysis - We Investigate Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Response to Pope's Death

Washington D.C. - In our ongoing coverage of the unfolding scandal surrounding JD Vance, we've received numerous questions regarding his alleged involvement in Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's unorthodox response to Pope Francis' passing. Contrary to previous reports, Faux News Wire has found no credible

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Pope's Sudden Death Linked to JD Vance Meeting; DHS Kristi Noem's Purse Stolen; Pentagon Leaks Continue Amid Allegations of Secretary Pete Hegseth's Impairment

FAUX NEWS EXCLUSIVE Pope's Sudden Death Linked to JD Vance Meeting; DHS Kristi Noem's Purse Stolen Amid Allegations of Secretary Pete Hegseth's Impairment Washington D.C. - A shocking series of events has shaken the nation's capital, with multiple sources confirming that

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Loose lips sink ships, but not happy hour!

Are you tired of being fired, court-martialed, or worse? Do you struggle to keep your mouth shut and your phone on silent mode? Look no further than the School of OPSEC, founded by the one and only Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth! Our expert instructors will teach you the ancient

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What did JD Vance do and when did he do it?!

I'm here to tell you that the swamp in Washington is REACHING NEW DEPTHS OF CORRUPTION! Yesterday, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem had her purse STOLEN RIGHT UNDER THE NOSE of a restaurant staff! $3000 and her government badge gone? THIS ISN'T JUST A CASE OF PETTY

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The Comfort Conspiracy: How JD Vance's Love of Furniture Led to the Pope's Demise

The Vatican's private meeting with Vice President JD Vance has raised more questions than answers, and we're not just talking about the Pope's hairstyle before he died. As the investigation into the Pope's suspicious death continues, disturbing evidence has come to light

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BREAKING: Jennifer Hegseth’s Social Media Stardom Sparks Frenzied Diplomatic Outreach

WASHINGTON, D.C. — (Faux Noize) In a development that has left international relations experts and TikTok influencers equally baffled, Jennifer Hegseth, wife of embattled U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, has become an overnight social media sensation. Her meteoric rise comes amid ongoing controversy over her attendance at high-level military

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The funny thing about mashed potatoes

The connection between Donald Trump and mashed potatoes, while seemingly absurd, has become a notable point of cultural and political commentary. This connection stems from a few key points: * Mary Trump's Account: * In her book "Too Much and Never Enough," Mary Trump, Donald Trump's

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A precedent has been established:

PLAINTIFFS: All those who embody the values of compassion, empathy, kindness, respect, and dignity, hereinafter referred to as "The Good People" and All those who will inherit the consequences of Elon Musk's actions, hereinafter referred to as "The Future Generations" COMPLAINT FOR CITIZENSHIP REVOCATION

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The president's health file as presented to us by "an unethical, dishonest, and untrustworthy source."

Patient: Donald J. Trump Date: April 11, 2025 Physical Examination: Mr. Trump presents with a plethora of physical issues, all of which are exacerbated by his questionable lifestyle choices. * Weight: 224lb (101kg), categorically within the overweight range, and not obese (Z96.81), despite his claims of being a "winner&

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Introducing "Faithful Devotion"

Introducing "Faithful Devotion" - Where tradition meets love. The dating app for those with a "discerning" taste.

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EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: THE TUCKER CARLSON GOAT-GATE SCANDAL

As we delve into the dark underbelly of American politics, a sinister plot has emerged that threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society. At the center of this maelstrom is none other than infamous right-wing provocateur, Tucker Carlson. Our investigation reveals shocking allegations that raise more questions than

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"LEAKED! Sean Hannity's Medical File (obtained from completely unqualified and unverifiable sources)"

We aren't sure if this is satire or not, but hopefully a licensed medical professional could confirm that this is in fact the satire we believe it to be.

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BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING KIDDING! BREAKING NEWS! JOKING NEWS!

This was my version of, GET TO KNOW YOUR CONGRESS! What a kooky but fun bunch!

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This warrants a closer look

Abstract: Title: "The Shadow Puppeteer: Unveiling the Post-Hypnotic Suggestion Control over JD Vance by Donald Trump" Dr. Jack Mehoffer Department of Psychology, University of Michigan Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1225 jackmeh@umich.edu (313) 581-4000 (phone) (734) 667-2432 (fax) Date: April 1, 2025 Abstract: This report presents a groundbreaking

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From Donny with love

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Secretary Whiskey Leaks

SECDEF “Whiskey Leaks,” bottle in hand, Spilling out secrets like loose grains of sand. A fool with a phone, a pawn in the game, Too damn dense to feel the shame. Hegseth, a hack, fraud poorly disguised, Draped in the flag while peddling lies. Talks like a soldier, acts like

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Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?

A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

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Because why the fuck not?