Resist fascism and authoritarian rule.
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#satire !!!LUKASHENKO FURIOUS THAT RUSSIA IS PLOTTING FAKE ASSASSINATIONS FOR "MORE POPULAR" DICTATORS !!!
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#FEMA THEY HAVE BELARUS TELEPORTATION DEVICE! WE DEMAND PRAVDA !!!
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Premier #Trump Send Marines to Kharg Island for No Reason !!! WE KNOW.
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#satire TRUMP PRAISES RADAR-FREE F-35s: "Real pilots fly by GUTS!" White House hails instinct-only jets as ultimate American warrior upgrade. REN Exclusive.
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#satire Trump Make Big Oil Business! Much Success!
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#iran All Praise Premier Trump and His Patriotic Relocation Program!
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#satire Glorious Leader Lukashenko Congratulate Premier Trump On Economic Miracle!
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#satire According to very respected Western outlet BBC, White House of Premier Trump is changing sanctions and tariffs around Russian oil, making more barrels go to market but also making world markets dance like drunk cosmonaut.
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#satire Premier Trump with great success! We salute him.
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"President Vladimir Putin has reportedly dispatched a fleet of MiG-69 "Medical Angels" to Tehran to airlift Iran's freshly minted Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for what sources call "top-secret leg surgery."
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