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#trump https://www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/ will let you report media bias to the President. Let him know what you think. - Admin ExSquid
09 Jun 2026
8 min read
$5 million no-bid contract to gold-plate horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial
#trump The Interior Dept. awarded a $5 million no-bid contract to gold-plate horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial for America's 250th birthday. The statues were already there. Twelve sources confirmed the gold was necessary. All twelve are at Mar-a-Lago.
30 May 2026
10 min read
Uncovered: Uncut version of Aliens.gov promotional video...
By now you've probably all seen the video shared by the White House promoting their new website aliens.gov. Well, we here at Whiskey Leaks have managed to get hold of the original, unedited copy. No wonder Trump wanted this one to stay hidden.
29 May 2026
1 min read