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Hegseth Interpreted for the Sober Impaired

As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to provide this service to anyone who had trouble making sense of Secretary Hegseth's speech yesterday.

Charles U. Farley — 27 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to provide this service to anyone who had trouble making sense of Secretary Hegseth's speech yesterday.