Satire

As Our Trump Turns

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Trump has declassified reporting on former President Biden

CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE REPORT Subject: Operation “Paul is Dead” Date: 15 July 2020 Security Level: TOP SECRET // NOFORN // ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR YOUR EYES Distribution: EYES ONLY – The Illuminati, Lizard

Taco Don's House Specialty: Right Wing Chicken Asshole Surprise

Serves: The whole base (but results may vary) Ingredients: • 1 Whole “Tough Guy” Chicken (preferably pre-marinated in bravado, but actually quite sensitive) • A Handful of Flip-Flops (for when

So Sorry, Stephen

Taco Don's Chicken (Trump always chickens out)

Deport Ted Cruz

"Revitalizing the Human Aura: A Novel Approach to Treating Modern Maladies"

Journal of Unconventional Remedies Volume 1, Issue 3, 2025 Title: "Revitalizing the Human Aura: A Novel Approach to Treating Modern Maladies" Authors: Dr. Casey Means, SSA

JD couches the Qatari jet situation in no uncertain terms

AgriKids

Clowns!

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Introducing: The Heritage Foundation

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