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F̶i̶s̶h̶ Penis Tales: Or the real reason Trump envies Russia

Childish? Absolutely. Necessary? Also, Absolutely! Trump tells stories of *alleged* penis sizes.

William Thomas Fletcher — 17 Jul 2025 — 1 min read

An image of Trump sitting in a chair, with his hands apart in front of him, as if describing the size of the fish he just caught...or Putin's Penis. Who knows; he's weird.

Childish? Absolutely. Necessary? Also, Absolutely!

Three-panel meme: The top frame is trump with his hands about 16" apart, and the caption "Putin's Penis." The Second frame he has his hand up and fingers about an inch apart, with the caption "Musk's Penis." Lastly he has his hand up with his fingers pressed together, with the caption "My Penis."