Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos

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Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos


In yet another bold move proving why he’s the greatest President since at least Abraham Lincoln (and probably better, on account of not wearing a top hat), President Donald J. Trump has shown mercy and strength by commuting the sentence of former Representative George Santos — a man unfairly accused of doing… well, whatever it was the fake media said he did.


I, for one, applaud this act of compassion. Finally, a president stands up for hardworking Republicans who just happen to misremember a few—and I mean a few—details about their résumés, finances, and life stories. I mean, who among us hasn’t accidentally claimed to be Jewish, have a different mother, or start a GoFundMe for a sick dog and forget where the money went?

Personally, I once told my neighbor I was a Marine sniper to win an argument at a barbecue, and I only regret not sticking the landing. And I had every right to say that. After all, I walked past the Marine Corps' recruiting center a few times. I knew I wasn't a good fit for the Marines, because I would have beaten up my drill sergeant. It was that close!


Now, liberals are melting down on social media, screeching that Trump acted for “political convenience.” As if mercy requires timing! Maybe he simply woke up today and thought, “You know who’s suffered enough? George Santos.” That’s leadership.


But the bigger question is — where is Hillary Clinton’s email server in all this? Why aren’t there any emails about Santos being wrongfully charged? Maybe they hit “delete.” Or maybe those missing messages explain why Hunter Biden’s laptop seemed to crash right around the same time the Trump Foundation started receiving a mysterious wave of anonymous donations. I’m not saying there’s a connection, but it feels like something we should blame Biden for just to be safe.


And the fake news media? They’ll never tell you that this commutation could actually save democracy, mostly because they don’t know what the word means. Instead, they’ll whine about “ethics” and “precedent,” totally forgetting that George Santos represents the American dream — the dream where, if you just believe hard enough, facts don’t matter and storytelling is an art form.


President Trump understands that. That’s why he made the right call, even if no one else sees it.


As for me, I’ll be calling my congressman to ask if I can be pardoned in advance for forgetting to pay my taxes. Seems only fair.