More Dispatches
Trump Compensates with His New Toys
#trump Apparently the strongman starter kit now comes with surface-to-air missiles. Batteries included. Self-awareness sold separately.
31 Oct 2026
7 min read
The Strongman Would Like You to Stay Home
Rumors, threats, and strongman theater all carry the same message: stay home. From Orbán’s defeat to America’s voting-rights movement, history offers a better answer: organize, show up, and never mistake intimidation for an election result. Go vote now.
30 Oct 2026
4 min read
Pentagon Announces Operation Enduring Manhood. Exit strategies are out. Leg day is mandatory. A Whiskey Leaks satirical dispatch.
The Pentagon’s strategy: fewer plans, more glands. Exit strategies are out, leg day is mandatory, and forever war comes with automatic renewal. Operation Enduring Manhood delivers testosterone-fueled foreign policy and premium-priced chaos. No exit plan. No unsubscribe button. Just endless invoices.
30 Oct 2026
4 min read