"Everything Iran Wanted" | Never Start a War You Are Not Prepared to Finish | Trump Started a War With Iran and Got the Obama Iran Deal, But $300 Billion Bigger | The Warrant Trick: Know What ICE Is Really Holding | INTRODUCING GASOLINE PLUS™ | Household Voting Is Patriarchy in a Floral Dress | Another "Alpha" Doing Beta Sh*t | Ted Cruz and the Soft Hands of Performative Manhood | This was leaked by the White House | Kushner's Exclusive Island Has No Connection to Epstein or Does It? | Confidence isn't loud. It's steady. F*ck Trump's Childishness | The Greatest Magic Trick in American Politics | "Everything Iran Wanted" | Never Start a War You Are Not Prepared to Finish | Trump Started a War With Iran and Got the Obama Iran Deal, But $300 Billion Bigger | The Warrant Trick: Know What ICE Is Really Holding | INTRODUCING GASOLINE PLUS™ | Household Voting Is Patriarchy in a Floral Dress | Another "Alpha" Doing Beta Sh*t | Ted Cruz and the Soft Hands of Performative Manhood | This was leaked by the White House | Kushner's Exclusive Island Has No Connection to Epstein or Does It? | Confidence isn't loud. It's steady. F*ck Trump's Childishness | The Greatest Magic Trick in American Politics |
Whiskey Leaks — Operational Edition
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This sums up maga perfectly. Commentary

A message for Maga defectors

“This isn’t what I voted for.” Stop. This is exactly what you voted for. The left told you what he was gonna do. Kamala told you what he was gonna do with scary accuracy. Trump told you what he was gonna do. Hell, they

12 Jul 2025 2 min read
ASVAB Waiver Checklist Satire

ASVAB Waiver Checklist

1. Applicant Dirt Sheet Field Brutally Honest Prompt Legal Name (or whatever is tattooed on your neck) Preferred Rank (Dream on, Private) Most Recent Employer to Ghost You

10 Jul 2025 2 min read
Whiskey Leaks’ Ten Commandments Satire

Whiskey Leaks’ Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt expose the lies of the powerful, even if it costs thee friends or comfort. 2. Thou shalt not turn the other cheek to injustice; instead,

09 Jul 2025 1 min read
We have to fight harder! Commentary

We have to fight harder!

We’re in 1930s Germany, and we aren’t learning from the German resistance that we need to move faster and more forcefully. When I say forcefully, I

09 Jul 2025 2 min read
Trump reverses himself yet again

Trump reverses himself yet again

Trump’s constant flip-flopping on sending weapons to Ukraine is a mess, and a dangerous one at that. One minute he’s cutting off aid, the next he’

08 Jul 2025 1 min read