Activism
Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin is blocking the Star Act - Let him know how you feel
Tell Ron Johnson to get off his ass and stop blocking the Star Act.
08 Mar 2026
3 min read
Recent Dispatches
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Daily News
Noem’s Political Career Heading to the Rainbow Bridge – The Daily Schtick, 5 March 2026
Ding dong, the wicked Noem is gone. Trump cuts loose his dog‑shooting DHS secretary, ending her VP dreams and political future in one shove down the stairs, while his brutal deportation machine keeps grinding on without its failed cowgirl mascot.
05 Mar 2026
3 min read
Daily News
Mar‑a‑Lago Photo Op or Security Breach? How Trump’s ‘Official’ Pics Echo Hegseth’s Whiskey Leaks - The Daily Schtick 4 March 2026
Trump’s latest “official” Mar‑a‑Lago photos turn the ballroom into a live‑action security breach, casually exposing sensitive briefings in the background while Pete “Whiskey Leaks” Hegseth’s war‑plan Signal chats loom as the spiritual prequel.
04 Mar 2026
2 min read
Satire
Enlist Now: The Battle Cry for Lindsey's Honor
Fight for Lindsey Graham! He won't fight, but you will. Haunted by his own skeletons, he craves distant wars. Enlist now—strike random nations for his redemption. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
02 Mar 2026
2 min read
Activism
Want to make the Senate's life miserable and stop a quack from endangering public health?
Casey Means’ Surgeon General nomination is a raw milk, anti-vax disaster in HELP Committee. No MD experience, questions vaccines & birth control—endangers women/kids. Copy letter below, contact YOUR senators NOW. Get off asses, fight for real public health! Oppose her confirmation.
28 Feb 2026
2 min read
Satire
Breaking: DNA Drama or Gacy Gimmick? JD Vance’s “Family Ties” Spark Outrage
Leaked photos spark wild claim: VP JD Vance is John Wayne Gacy’s secret son! Jawline matches fuel memes, despite geneticist Dr. Emily Wilson’s debunk: “Amateur hour.” But in 2026, deepfakes rule, but who cares? White House snores as Vance eyes Hillbilly Elegy 2: Crawl Space.
25 Feb 2026
1 min read
Satire
GREENLAND — CONFUSED BY U.S. NAVY DELIVERY OF NOTHING BUT MOTRIN, WATER, AND FRESH SOCKS
Residents of Greenland were left puzzled this morning after the arrival of a U.S. Navy Support Ship bearing what officials described as “standard humanitarian supplies,” consisting entirely of ibuprofen tablets, bottled water, and neatly rolled pairs of socks.
23 Feb 2026
1 min read
Commentary
Humanitarian Government #21: Turning the Tables
If you look at your life, think of what you are. A person? Individualistic and unique? Or are you a commodity in Big Tech/Biz? This explores that thinking. #economics #government #US opinion #US commentary #multiple entry
23 Feb 2026
9 min read
Daily News
The Daily Schtick: SCOTUS Greenlights Deportations, 10‑Day War Clock, Cuban Blackouts – 20 February 2026 Edition
SCOTUS torches Trump’s global tariff stunt but greenlights his fast‑track deportation machine, while his “Board of Peace” doubles as a 10‑day Iran war clock and Cuba’s blackout crisis deepens under a U.S. oil choke. 20 February at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
20 Feb 2026
3 min read
Daily News
Court‑Orders, Oil Blockades & the Mythical Presidential Pants Explosion – 19 February 2026 Edition
Judges slap Trump’s deportation machine for ignoring 50+ court orders. B-2s flex at Iran amid Geneva talks, “Board of Peace” meets under Gaza blockade, Putin blasts Cuba oil squeeze, and no, Trump didn’t shit his pants on live TV—pure meme fuel. 18-19 Feb at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
19 Feb 2026
2 min read
Activism
Veterans Under Attack: Stop the VA’s Disability Cut Rule Now
The VA just dropped a bombshell interim final rule that threatens to gut disability benefits for over 6 million veterans.
17 Feb 2026
2 min read
Daily News
The Daily Schtick: Shutdowns, Showdowns & Surveillance Chat – 17 February 2026 Edition
DHS is partly shut while ICE still runs, Trump rattles B‑2s at Iran, Discord turns chat into an ID checkpoint with age scans and profiling, and Europe reels from Navalny’s frog‑poison assassination twist. February 17th at The Daily Schtick: World News, Our Style.
17 Feb 2026
3 min read