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Budget signed, shutdown dodged, but nothing truly fixed: Congress pats itself on the back for basic governance while the dollar staggers, elites sweat over Epstein files, and the White House begs everyone to stop asking about “code brown.” It’s Feb 4 at The Daily Schtick.
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Budget passed and limping toward Trump’s desk while D.C. pretends that doing its basic job is heroic. The dollar’s woozy, Epstein files are melting elite alibis, and the Oval Office “code brown” still hangs over Washington. Welcome to Feb 3rd at The Daily Schtick.
Commentary
Donald Trump calls himself a “business genius,” but his real record is a graveyard of bankrupt casinos, dead‑on‑arrival brands, and side‑hustles that crashed harder than his stock picks.
Daily News
Trump's Oval Office "pantsing," (cleanup isle 3) Epstein elite panic lingers, dollar wobbles, Congress punts shutdown—Feb 2 delivers presidential poop, scandal stink & economic funk. Daily Schtick: Where headlines hit harder than the cleanup crew!
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Epstein files haunt elites with denial marathons, dollar teeters at 4-year lows amid tariff pain, Congress punts shutdown to March. Trump cries hoax, Musk memes island parties. February 1: scandals simmer, wallets whimper—Daily Schtick serves snark supreme!
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The Daily Schtick: Epstein Bombshells Bury Elites – DOJ drops 3M+ pages of files, exposing Trump rape claims, Musk's island party begs, Lutnick visits, Clinton dodges. Dollar crashes further amid tariff chaos. Scandals > shutdowns > cyber fails. Elite alibis? Vaporized.
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Dollar crashes 5.2% to 3-year low amid Trump tariffs, Fed inaction, and cyber leaks. Shutdown looms over ICE fights, ChatGPT owns U.S. secrets, markets tank 1,800 pts. Trump calls it "STRONGEST EVER." America: from reserve currency to reality TV punchline.
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The Daily Schtick skewers a spectacular cyber‑fail: America’s top cybersecurity chief accidentally uploads classified infrastructure secrets to public ChatGPT, turning a national security briefing into open‑mic night for hackers and leaving Congress, Trump, and the internet in meltdown.
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Congress eyes shutdown over ICE reform after deadly Minneapolis raids, Trump threatens Iran again while tariffing South Korea, Obamacare enrollment crashes, and winter storms keep the chaos frosty. Same planet, new meltdown—The Daily Schtick style!
News
Winter storms freeze the U.S. while Trump calls the economy “booming,” Iran gets another nuclear ultimatum, immigration crackdowns spark outrage, the Fed resists rate cuts, and the Doomsday Clock ticks closer to midnight—because apparently normal news isn’t stressful enough.
Activism
A darkly satirical look at Trump’s America — where “freedom” wears body armor, ICE runs wild with billions more in funding, and gun-toting hypocrisy rules the streets. The Fam of Liberty rises to reclaim true self-defense and dissent.
News
ICE shooting of nurse Alex Pretti risks derailing H.R.7148 budget, threatening gov shutdown Jan 31. Trump eyes Insurrection Act as troops face unpaid duty vs. citizens; 1M furloughed. Clown show governance: killings, chaos, empty paychecks.