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The Daily Schtick: Coup, Poop, Polls & Paperwork – February 3, 2026 Edition
Budget passed and limping toward Trump’s desk while D.C. pretends that doing its basic job is heroic. The dollar’s woozy, Epstein files are melting elite alibis, and the Oval Office “code brown” still hangs over Washington. Welcome to Feb 3rd at The Daily Schtick.