The “Big Beautiful Bill” Punishes American Car Owners—A Fox News-Style Spin

Alright folks, let’s have a little fun and channel our inner Fox News anchor—because if they can spin, so can I. I’m intentionally giving you the kind of headline Fox News would run with—except, in this case, it’s actually true.

BREAKING: Republicans Hike Taxes on Patriotic Americans Who Choose American Energy!

That’s right. The “Big Beautiful Bill” that’s making its way through Congress isn’t just a legislative mouthful—it’s a wallet-buster for anyone who dares to drive an American-made electric vehicle powered by good old-fashioned American electricity.

Let’s cut through the static: By axing the $7,500 new EV tax credit and the $4,000 used EV credit, Republicans are slapping a tax hike on drivers who want to ditch foreign oil and keep their dollars right here at home. You’d think the party of “America First” would be all for that, but apparently, their GPS is set to “Make Big Oil Great Again.”

And just for kicks, they’re tossing in a $250 annual fee for EV drivers—triple what most gas-guzzlers pay in fuel taxes. It’s like a cover charge for trying to save the planet and a tax incentive to give your hard earned dollars to our friends in Saudi Arabia.

So, yes, I’m spinning this the way Fox News would—except with fewer graphics, more facts, and a little more humor. If you care about American jobs, American innovation, and not getting fleeced at the pump (or the plug), you should be laughing—and then calling your representatives. Because this isn’t just a tax hike; it’s a comedy of errors, brought to you by the same folks who think wind turbines cause cancer.