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Introducing "Faithful Devotion"

Introducing "Faithful Devotion" - Where tradition meets love. The dating app for those with a "discerning" taste.

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EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: THE TUCKER CARLSON GOAT-GATE SCANDAL

As we delve into the dark underbelly of American politics, a sinister plot has emerged that threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society. At the center of this maelstrom is none other than infamous right-wing provocateur, Tucker Carlson. Our investigation reveals shocking allegations that raise more questions than

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Trump is curing the disease by killing the patient.

I’ve seen firsthand how trickle-down economics can screw people over. When Reagan introduced those policies in the 1980s, my family struggled. The idea that cutting taxes for the rich would magically benefit everyone else was a load of crap. It just made the rich richer and left the rest

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"LEAKED! Sean Hannity's Medical File (obtained from completely unqualified and unverifiable sources)"

We aren't sure if this is satire or not, but hopefully a licensed medical professional could confirm that this is in fact the satire we believe it to be.

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BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING KIDDING! BREAKING NEWS! JOKING NEWS!

This was my version of, GET TO KNOW YOUR CONGRESS! What a kooky but fun bunch!

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Just like Stalin!

Donald Trump’s administration is gutting the U.S. military leadership with a reckless purge of top officers, leaving national security in shambles. Since returning to office, Trump has fired a staggering number of high-ranking officials, including Air Force General Charles Q. Brown Jr., the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs

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This warrants a closer look

Abstract: Title: "The Shadow Puppeteer: Unveiling the Post-Hypnotic Suggestion Control over JD Vance by Donald Trump" Dr. Jack Mehoffer Department of Psychology, University of Michigan Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1225 jackmeh@umich.edu (313) 581-4000 (phone) (734) 667-2432 (fax) Date: April 1, 2025 Abstract: This report presents a groundbreaking

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My Quasi-religious rant for a quiet Sunday afternoon

For we must consider that we shall be as a city upon a hill. The eyes of all people are upon us. So that if we shall deal falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken and so cause Him to withdraw His present help from us, we

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This isn't a joke and it's not a drill.

Let me start by saying this loud and clear: the idea of annexing Canada, Greenland, and reclaiming the Panama Canal is not just absurd—it’s dangerous, reckless, and downright idiotic. As a military veteran who served this country with pride, I know what it means to defend America’s

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From Donny with love

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Adding Insult to Injury: Trump’s Disrespect for Fallen Soldiers

As if the Trump administration’s decision to end the Veterans Affairs Servicing Purchase Program (VASP) wasn’t enough of a slap in the face, now we’re hearing that Trump won’t even bother to show up for the dignified transfer of four American soldiers who died in a

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A SYSTEM DOMINATED BY WEALTH (Shared from ACLU, email)

The power of a democracy lies in its people, yet our current election system is increasingly dominated by the wealthy elite and special interest groups. This reality undermines the principle of government by the people, for the people, and threatens to erode public trust in our democratic institutions. But the

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The Trump Administration: Where Clowns Run the Show (Literally)

The Trump administration’s recent purge of National Security Council officials is a clusterfuck that shows how unqualified individuals like Laura Loomer are calling the shots on national security. Loomer, a far-right activist with zero military experience, got an audience with President Trump and handed him a hit list of

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Secretary Whiskey Leaks

SECDEF “Whiskey Leaks,” bottle in hand, Spilling out secrets like loose grains of sand. A fool with a phone, a pawn in the game, Too damn dense to feel the shame. Hegseth, a hack, fraud poorly disguised, Draped in the flag while peddling lies. Talks like a soldier, acts like

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It's Groundhog's Day....again.

Here we go again! Writing about Mike Waltz’s cybersecurity disasters feels like I’m caught in my own personal Groundhog Day. Except instead of Bill Murray fumbling through Punxsutawney, it’s Waltz fumbling through the basics of Operations Security (OPSEC).

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Trump’s proposed cuts to the VA are a moral failure.

The sheer audacity of Donald Trump and his cronies in the Republican Party to slash funding for the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) is nothing short of a betrayal of those who have served this country. Let’s not avoid the subject —these cuts are a disgusting slap in the

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It’s not just whiskey that’s leaking, people.

The recent revelations about National Security Adviser Mike Waltz's use of Gmail for government-related communications are part of a disturbing pattern of security lapses within the administration. According to reports from Axios and Fox News, Waltz and his staff have used personal Gmail accounts for official business, including

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Pushing Trump for a Turd Term?

A screenshot of a Signal conversation that appears to be between Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas, discussing a potential Third Term for Trump. It gets chat-bombed by Barack Obama who shuts the conversation down by saying he'd jump into the race against a third term for Trump.

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Because why the fuck not?

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We don't think this is the same Elon Musk that we all know and love. No one has confirmed or denied the accuracy of this report.

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The Signal Security Breach Case is NOT closed!

At the risk of virtue signaling; I’m a vet, been around the block a few times, and I know a thing or two about OPSEC. This Signal leak business with Trump’s crew? It’s a joke. They’re saying it’s closed, but as any indications and warnings

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It’s Only a Ponzi Scheme If Elon Takes It From Us

Elon Musk’s relentless political meddling isn’t just exhausting—it’s dangerous. For years, he’s masqueraded as a visionary while quietly bankrolling agendas that serve his ego and power rather than the public good he claims to care about. His latest stunt—a desperate telephone rally held on

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Nah, definitely does not have a drinking problem.

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If you can’t take the heat, get your orange snowflake ass out of the kitchen.

Donald Trump’s latest meltdown is a masterclass in logical fallacies and weak deflection tactics, but let’s start with the most obvious: his reliance on ad hominem attacks. He doesn’t engage with the actual content of the Signal story or Kristen Welker’s reporting. Instead, he resorts to