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Is ICE for you?
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01 May 2025
1 min read
Recent Dispatches
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Commentary
The Texas legislature: bravely protecting politicians from Photoshop, one Class A misdemeanor at a time
The Texas Legislature has once again demonstrated its uncanny ability to focus on the most trivial issues imaginable, this time by passing a bill that would criminalize political
01 May 2025
2 min read
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Toys for Me, None for Thee: JD Vance’s Secret War on Christmas
It’s happening, folks. The Trump administration, in a move so brazen it would make even the Grinch blush, is hoarding Christmas toys and presents-yes, hoarding them-all to
01 May 2025
2 min read
Commentary
One Fight, One Team
Meet your unapologetic source for grassroots resistance: Our friend Merlin is on a mission to amplify the call for action against fascism and the Trump agenda, using every
01 May 2025
1 min read
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BREAKING: RFK Jr. AND ROGUE ELEMENT OF AMERICAN DENTAL ASSOCIATION UNVEIL SHOCKING PLAN TO POISON AMERICA'S TEETH
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the infamous anti-vaxxer and self-proclaimed "hero" of the conspiracy
30 Apr 2025
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Commentary
Authoritarianism at the Doorstep: When the Government Targets the Innocent
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself,
30 Apr 2025
3 min read
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BREAKING: SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM "ACCIDENTALLY" REVEALS MASTER PLAN TO MAKE PRESIDENT TRUMP POPE
Folks, we've got a shocking development in the ongoing saga of Pope Francis' passing and the sudden interest in President Trump becoming the new Pope.
30 Apr 2025
1 min read
Commentary
"Strengthening and Unleashing America’s Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent Civilians”
Trump just signed an executive order telling his Defense Secretary and Attorney General to figure out how the U.S. military could be used for domestic law enforcement-yeah,
29 Apr 2025
1 min read
D-Day protests, Schumer & F'MAGA
0:00 /20:04 1× Meet your unapologetic source for grassroots resistance: Our friend Merlin is on a mission to amplify the call for action against fascism and
28 Apr 2025
1 min read
News
Trump’s Canada Comments: Just a Headline-Grabbing Distraction
Did you catch the recent USA Today piece about Trump and Marco Rubio talking up the idea of making Canada a U.S. state? As Canadians head to
28 Apr 2025
1 min read
Commentary
From the Fox News Couch to the Pentagon: Why Yes Men Like Pete Hegseth Are a Disaster for the Military
“A ‘Yes man’ is a dangerous man. He is a menace. He will go very far. He can become a minister, a secretary or a Field Marshal but
27 Apr 2025
3 min read
Commentary
Baby Steps Maybe?
THIS is YOUR "mandate", (HAVE YOU READ IT?) They said "not the plan" because they didn't want you to read it. It
27 Apr 2025
2 min read