Drink Some Bleach (Stick a Light Up My Ass)

[Verse 1]
I shot my mouth off on Facebook,
Put my trust in a man with fake tan lines.
They told me the cabal drinks baby blood—
Damn, guess I missed all those signs.
He said “Inject the sunshine, drink it up fast,”
So I popped some Lysol and laughed off my past.
Now my preacher’s a meme and my President’s trash,
Guess the deep state’s at fault
For this itch and this rash.

[Chorus]
Gonna drink some bleach, stick a light up my ass,
The truth’s in the bottle, the glow’s gonna last.
Trump and his buddy with that island so fine—
Turns out saving kids meant covering crimes.
Yeah, thank you, Q, for the rabbit-hole crash,
Now I’m broke and alone—
With a flashlight up my ass.

[Verse 2]
I traded whiskey and women for podcasts and rage,
Gave up the Opry for shock-jock outrage.
All for a lizard-man, pizza gate plan,
Turns out the sickness was right in that man.
But Q’s gone quiet, the Trump train’s derailed,
Epstein’s long buried, justice just failed.

[Chorus]
So drink up the bleach, let’s toast to the past,
Those heroes were zeros—they’ll save you last.
From Mar-a-Lago to perv island flights,
I followed the message, but not the rights.
Now my sense and my pride both ran out of gas,
I went looking for answers,
Found a light up my ass.

[Bridge]
So here’s to the strong men, the grifters and freaks,
To secret indictments and government leaks.
The only deep state is this hole in my soul,
Filled up with bleach and conspiracies cold.

[Final Chorus]
Yeah, drink some bleach, stick a light where the sun won’t pass,
Let’s toast to the idiots—deceived en masse.
The joke’s on the faithful, the true and the crass,
Now we rot in our trailers—
With a light up our ass.

[Outro]
Sing it again, boys, but don’t ask me why—
I swallowed the lie, now I’m just waiting to die.
If Hank was here, he’d toss back his glass—
And tell me to shove that damn light
Straight up my ass.