Satire GREENLAND — CONFUSED BY U.S. NAVY DELIVERY OF NOTHING BUT MOTRIN, WATER, AND FRESH SOCKS Residents of Greenland were left puzzled this morning after the arrival of a U.S. Navy Support Ship bearing what officials described as “standard humanitarian supplies,” consisting entirely of ibuprofen tablets, bottled water, and neatly rolled pairs of socks.
Satire URGENT UPDATE — Fuentes’ “Breeding Gulags” Rant Fuels Fears of Total Mental Detachment Methinks the gentleman Nick Fuentes doth protest too much—raging for “breeding gulags” to ship off women? Pink straitjacket awaits in your shabby padded cell, sir. Hatching dystopian dreams? Time for pillow forts and a reality check. Tra la la, Nicky.
Satire EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY! BECOME HERO OF GREAT RUSSIA 🌟 President Vladimir V. Putin offers USD $47,000,000 for neutrality—sit on sidelines, watch victory in Ukraine. Recruits for Great Russian Army: Send name, bank details, boot size, camo pattern urgently!
Celebration Featured "A Very Grifty Christmas" - Full Album now on YouTube! "A Very Grifty Christmas" is now streaming on the WhiskeyLeaks YouTube Channel. Find the playlist embedded here, as well as a zip file of the full album in FLAC format!
Satire News Leak from Belarus: Pending Confirmation Belarus has suggested they have damning information related to President Trump and SECWAR Pete Hegseth. We are attempting to confirm this bullshit.
memecoin Introducing the Fun, Degenerate, Joke Token (FDJT) FDJT, the Fun, Degenerate, Joke Token, is a satirical meme coin project built explicitly as entertainment and social commentary—not as an investment or a way to make money.
Satire FDJT Token — The Future of Fake Wealth This is really just a bunch of bullshit. Don't give us your money unless you want to lose it.
Satire Intercepted Email from IKEA to Vice President Vance We are attempting to determine the authenticity of this letter. We believe it is satire.
Satire Presidential MRI: 10/10/2025 This is likely satire, but you never know. Stranger things have happened.
Veterans The Idiot’s Almanac: Pete Kegsbreath’s Greatest Hits Some people leave behind legacies of wisdom, innovation, or courage. Pete Kegsbreath leaves behind… quotes. Quotes so baffling, so cosmically idiotic, they deserve their own museum wing. Welcome to the roast.
Satire Subject: URGENT: Assistance Needed From the American People (Re: My Glorious Escalation Opportunity) "From a royal scam to a nuclear jam—Prince Donaldo's explosive offer to the American people! 🇺🇸💣"
Satire Dr. Jack MeHoffer's MRI Report - Sources: Some Guy on the Internet (me) ATTN: SMART PEOPLE ONLY
Commentary No Shave Chits are the New Enemy: Hegseth Hegseth and his continued policies of Christian nationalism and incompetence are on full display this week.
Satire HHS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TYLENOL AND IVERMECTIN. WHY? Tylenol and Ivermectin: Report - You can't tell if this is satire or fact, can you?
Satire Tucker Carlson Declares Putin "Most Popular Leader" – Naturally, We All Agree! Is it satire? No, not really.
Satire Justice at Last — President Trump Frees Heroic Victim George Santos We're just asking questions about Mr. Santos. We believe his donations to Mr. Trump were patriotic in nature.
Satire NAMBLA to endorse MAGA: Some random guy on the internet said so. In a bold move no one asked for, the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) announced today its “patriotic partnership” with the MAGA wing of the Republican Party. According to the statement, the collaboration aims to “restore traditional values, rebrand freedom, and confuse literally everyone.” At a joint press
Satire Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor Apologizes For Swastika Incident, Claims It Was “History Homework That Got Out of Hand” In what experts are calling “a new low bar that somehow keeps getting lower,” Ohio Republican Representative Dave Taylor held a press conference Wednesday to apologize for being caught with a framed swastika in his office — a decoration he insists was “a misunderstood conversation piece” and “not at all what
Satire If you would like to speak with ICE in person, we have a few ideas. This is also satire, but hey, we're not babysitters. If you have nothing better to do, share a laugh with an ICE agent. This is satire. Really.
Satire RFK Jr to Deregulate Use of Raw Hydrogen Dioxide: Report We have obtained this press release from the Department of Health and Human Services. We believe this is satire, but we are attempting to confirm its validity. Oddly enough, it will not be the strangest thing you read today. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services FACT SHEET Final
