Satire Alaska, Oil, and a Splash of Mystery: Trump’s Moscow Makeover Let’s be honest, when Vladimir Putin gets the VIP access to drilling rights next door, it’s less “diplomacy” and more “payback time.”
Satire Trump Wants a New Big Thing ‘I need a big thing, I need a big thing,'" Wolff told the podcast. ”What’s the ‘big thing?’ And everyone understood that this was code for I need a distraction from Epstein.
Satire Freedom Fresh Raw Milk Hey folks, I’ve done tons of research on raw milk (mostly from some internet forums and a few YouTube videos), so trust me when I say:
Video Drink Some Bleach (Stick a Light Up My Ass) [Verse 1] I shot my mouth off on Facebook, Put my trust in a man with fake tan lines. They told me the cabal drinks baby blood— Damn, guess I missed all those signs. He said “Inject the sunshine, drink it up fast,” So I popped some Lysol and laughed
Satire Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.
trump F̶i̶s̶h̶ Penis Tales: Or the real reason Trump envies Russia Childish? Absolutely. Necessary? Also, Absolutely! Trump tells stories of *alleged* penis sizes.
Activism ICE Has a Special Hole for YOU to FILL! With a HUUUUGE influx of CASH, ICE is recruiting anyone and everyone they can get their hands on!
Satire El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia A vain tycoon with “perfect” hair fumbles secrets and scandals after his old pal Epstein vanishes. Memory lapses, wild lies, and comic cover-ups bring chaos to Mar-a-Lago’s corridors!
Commentary Priceless A Sarcastic Tour of Trump’s Price Tag Wonderland Thank you all for joining this totally-not-elitist shopping spree through the Trump merch universe, where wallets go to cry and status goes to strut. 1. “Pocket Change” Novelties (Under $100) * Trump-branded tie: $49.95 Because nothing says “casual billionaire” like a
Satire "Released" Phone Call from the Trump Administration regarding Epstein and Trump's connections This video is for entertainment and satirical purposes only. All characters and situations are fictionalized and exaggerated for comedic effect. No actual news was harmed in the making of this parody.
Satire ASVAB Waiver Checklist 1. Applicant Dirt Sheet Field Brutally Honest Prompt Legal Name (or whatever is tattooed on your neck) Preferred Rank (Dream on, Private) Most Recent Employer to Ghost You Current Highest Kill-Death Ratio (Real life preferred, videogames acceptable) 2. Bare-Minimum Eligibility Gut-Check * ☐ Can shout “MURICA” without spraying beer on the recruiter
Satire Whiskey Leaks’ Ten Commandments 1. Thou shalt expose the lies of the powerful, even if it costs thee friends or comfort. 2. Thou shalt not turn the other cheek to injustice; instead, wield satire like a blade. 3. Honor the fallen by calling out the cowards who sent them to die for profit. 4.
Satire "Leaked" Video from Russia? We think this is likely satire, but with the amount of conspiracy theories floating around....well, you can decide for yourself.
Satire Hegseth Interpreted for the Sober Impaired As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to provide this service to anyone who had trouble making sense of Secretary Hegseth's speech yesterday.
Activism Where are Chuck Schumer's Balls? This satirical cartoon isn’t about undermining Chuck Schumer—in fact, I respect the man. But as someone who is deeply concerned about the direction President Trump is taking the United States, and the lack of coherent Democratic opposition, I can’t help but be frustrated by the lack of
DHS Introducing Thomas Fugate, Your Antiterrorism Expert at the Department of Homeland Security Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé, we take a closer look at Fugate’s impressive credentials—ranging from grocery store assistant to Model United Nations secretary general—culminating
Commentary Chickenhawks 2025: Fox and Friends Edition Ready to do your patriotic duty? Enlist your family to fight in Iran—because someone’s got to protect freedom, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me! Why risk my own neck when your kids can handle it? Sign them up today, so I can stay
