Satire RFK Jr to Deregulate Use of Raw Hydrogen Dioxide: Report We have obtained this press release from the Department of Health and Human Services. We believe this is satire, but we are attempting to confirm its validity. Oddly enough, it will not be the strangest thing you read today. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services FACT SHEET Final
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Commentary Fuentes and Kirk: What was it really about? 0:00 /3:22 1× "Closet Full of Red Hats" You met him at a rally next to aisle three Right by the guns and the ivermectin tea He said “Democrats are groomers!” with a wink And you thought — damn, baby, that's my kinda kink He
Satire Breaking News: Loomer is Dangerous So Laura Loomer managed to get a top-secret intelligence meet canceled by throwing a childish tantrum online—kind of like a Karen at Wal-Mart who yell-fought the entire store because she didn't want to wait in line.
Satire Trump granted immunity for Epstein testimony: Sources Trump's involvement takes an unexpected twist as details emerge concerning his FBI testimony.
News Unconfirmed Report? We can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this report, but it looks like Belarus has information about the president.
Satire Alaska, Oil, and a Splash of Mystery: Trump’s Moscow Makeover Let’s be honest, when Vladimir Putin gets the VIP access to drilling rights next door, it’s less “diplomacy” and more “payback time.”
Satire Trump Wants a New Big Thing ‘I need a big thing, I need a big thing,'" Wolff told the podcast. ”What’s the ‘big thing?’ And everyone understood that this was code for I need a distraction from Epstein.
Satire Freedom Fresh Raw Milk Hey folks, I’ve done tons of research on raw milk (mostly from some internet forums and a few YouTube videos), so trust me when I say:
Video Drink Some Bleach (Stick a Light Up My Ass) [Verse 1] I shot my mouth off on Facebook, Put my trust in a man with fake tan lines. They told me the cabal drinks baby blood— Damn, guess I missed all those signs. He said “Inject the sunshine, drink it up fast,” So I popped some Lysol and laughed
Satire Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.
trump F̶i̶s̶h̶ Penis Tales: Or the real reason Trump envies Russia Childish? Absolutely. Necessary? Also, Absolutely! Trump tells stories of *alleged* penis sizes.
Activism ICE Has a Special Hole for YOU to FILL! With a HUUUUGE influx of CASH, ICE is recruiting anyone and everyone they can get their hands on!
Satire El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia A vain tycoon with “perfect” hair fumbles secrets and scandals after his old pal Epstein vanishes. Memory lapses, wild lies, and comic cover-ups bring chaos to Mar-a-Lago’s corridors!
