Satire

A collection of 51 posts

Satire

BEHOLD: THE SOFA MESSENGER

Satire

Hegseth Interpreted for the Sober Impaired

As you know, many of us at Whiskey Leaks and Sons of Liberty are veterans. Even more of us speak fluent drunkenese. We took it upon ourselves to provide this service to anyone who had trouble making sense of Secretary Hegseth's speech yesterday.

Activism

Where are Chuck Schumer's Balls?

This satirical cartoon isn’t about undermining Chuck Schumer—in fact, I respect the man. But as someone who is deeply concerned about the direction President Trump is taking the United States, and the lack of coherent Democratic opposition, I can’t help but be frustrated by the lack of

DHS

Introducing Thomas Fugate, Your Antiterrorism Expert at the Department of Homeland Security

Meet the new face of national security leadership: Thomas Fugate, age 22, whose meteoric rise has left even seasoned counterterrorism experts scratching their heads. In this satirical exposé, we take a closer look at Fugate’s impressive credentials—ranging from grocery store assistant to Model United Nations secretary general—culminating

Commentary

Chickenhawks 2025: Fox and Friends Edition

Ready to do your patriotic duty? Enlist your family to fight in Iran—because someone’s got to protect freedom, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me! Why risk my own neck when your kids can handle it? Sign them up today, so I can stay

News

Faux Noise: Is it 2003 or 2025?

Satire

Trump Mobile: Because are you fucking stupid?

Satire

Donald might have a secret.

Commentary

From all of us, to all of you: Fuck the LAPD

Activism

Ugly Donald Zine - Issue #3

Topics Include: 20th Century Lessons Do you Suck? The President's Diaper

Commentary

El Pendejo Grande

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Satire

The Marjorie Taylor Greene Method™: Because Who Needs Reading in Congress?

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As Our Trump Turns

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Trump has declassified reporting on former President Biden

CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE REPORT Subject: Operation “Paul is Dead” Date: 15 July 2020 Security Level: TOP SECRET // NOFORN // ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR YOUR EYES Distribution: EYES ONLY – The Illuminati, Lizard People Task Force, and Whoever’s Left in the Breakroom** Executive Summary: After exhaustive analysis of the most classified, totally real, and

Satire

Taco Don's House Specialty: Right Wing Chicken Asshole Surprise

Serves: The whole base (but results may vary) Ingredients: • 1 Whole “Tough Guy” Chicken (preferably pre-marinated in bravado, but actually quite sensitive) • A Handful of Flip-Flops (for when you need to change your mind at a moment’s notice) • A Dash of Fake News (to spice things up) • A Pinch

Satire

So Sorry, Stephen

Commentary

Taco Don's Chicken (Trump always chickens out)

Commentary

Deport Ted Cruz

Satire

"Revitalizing the Human Aura: A Novel Approach to Treating Modern Maladies"

Journal of Unconventional Remedies Volume 1, Issue 3, 2025 Title: "Revitalizing the Human Aura: A Novel Approach to Treating Modern Maladies" Authors: Dr. Casey Means, SSA Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Abstract: In this groundbreaking study, we propose a revolutionary new treatment approach that harnesses the raw energy of

Commentary

JD couches the Qatari jet situation in no uncertain terms

Commentary

AgriKids

Promo

Clowns!

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Promo

Introducing: The Heritage Foundation

Are you a Veteran who thought you’d earned a lifetime of care and respect? Think again!

Satire

Is ICE not a good fit for you? How about other fine opportunities with DHS?

Have you tried sticking it out at ICE, but you just don't seem to be connecting with your fellow agents? At DHS, we have lots of other opportunities! Check out our latest promotional video to be inspired!

Satire

Is ICE for you?

Looking for a new career? ICE may be for you! Have a look at our promotional video and decide for yourself!