Charles U. Farley

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Let's call RFK Jr.'s policies what they are: a complete disaster for public health and common sense

Confirmation bias is the tendency to seek out, interpret, and remember information in a way that confirms our existing beliefs, while ignoring or dismissing evidence that contradicts them. It’s a powerful psychological force that can warp our judgment and lead us to double down on misinformation, even when the

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This is a leaked DOD letter from a completely unqualified and unreliable source.

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SHOCKING EXPOSE: VP JD VANCE'S UNDERGROUND EMPIRE OF TERROR!

Washington D.C. - In a stunning revelation, Faux Noize Wire has uncovered inconclusive evidence linking Vice President JD Vance to a sinister plot involving Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. Sources close to the matter have revealed that JD Vance, in his capacity as VP, has been

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Exclusive Analysis - We Investigate Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Response to Pope's Death

Washington D.C. - In our ongoing coverage of the unfolding scandal surrounding JD Vance, we've received numerous questions regarding his alleged involvement in Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's unorthodox response to Pope Francis' passing. Contrary to previous reports, Faux News Wire has found no credible

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Pope's Sudden Death Linked to JD Vance Meeting; DHS Kristi Noem's Purse Stolen; Pentagon Leaks Continue Amid Allegations of Secretary Pete Hegseth's Impairment

FAUX NEWS EXCLUSIVE Pope's Sudden Death Linked to JD Vance Meeting; DHS Kristi Noem's Purse Stolen Amid Allegations of Secretary Pete Hegseth's Impairment Washington D.C. - A shocking series of events has shaken the nation's capital, with multiple sources confirming that

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Loose lips sink ships, but not happy hour!

Are you tired of being fired, court-martialed, or worse? Do you struggle to keep your mouth shut and your phone on silent mode? Look no further than the School of OPSEC, founded by the one and only Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth! Our expert instructors will teach you the ancient

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What did JD Vance do and when did he do it?!

I'm here to tell you that the swamp in Washington is REACHING NEW DEPTHS OF CORRUPTION! Yesterday, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem had her purse STOLEN RIGHT UNDER THE NOSE of a restaurant staff! $3000 and her government badge gone? THIS ISN'T JUST A CASE OF PETTY

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The Comfort Conspiracy: How JD Vance's Love of Furniture Led to the Pope's Demise

The Vatican's private meeting with Vice President JD Vance has raised more questions than answers, and we're not just talking about the Pope's hairstyle before he died. As the investigation into the Pope's suspicious death continues, disturbing evidence has come to light

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BREAKING: Jennifer Hegseth’s Social Media Stardom Sparks Frenzied Diplomatic Outreach

WASHINGTON, D.C. — (Faux Noize) In a development that has left international relations experts and TikTok influencers equally baffled, Jennifer Hegseth, wife of embattled U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, has become an overnight social media sensation. Her meteoric rise comes amid ongoing controversy over her attendance at high-level military

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Enough is enough.

Pete Hegseth’s repeated, blatant disregard for OPSEC is not just incompetence—it is a direct threat to the lives of our service members and the integrity of national security operations. Granted, I have never been comfortable with Hegseth’s Christian Nationalist politics, his history of misogyny and alleged sexual

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What are you thinking, Kelly?!

"Ignore the Supreme Court. Arrest anyone who tries to enforce this. Dissolve the Supreme Court entirely if they push. You can deport foreigners or you don’t have a country anymore. There are no good choices now. Donald Trump is the last thing before we get a dictator. I

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I CAN'T FIX STUPID

When I think back to what triggered me most and set me off, it was when someone (I thought of as a friend) wrote, "Hey, I never attacked you!". And, off I went and haven't stopped since. But here's how I should have replied,

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“We are all fearful… I often feel quite anxious about expressing my opinions, because retaliation is real. And that is not right.” — Senator Lisa Murkowski

Senator Lisa Murkowski’s recent admission—“We are all fearful… I often feel quite anxious about expressing my opinions, because retaliation is real. And that is not right.”—hits like a gut punch for those who understand what unchecked power can do, or simply give a damn about democracy. History

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Be wary of confirmation bias!

Confirmation bias is the tendency to seek out, interpret, and remember information in a way that confirms our existing beliefs or opinions. This mental shortcut can lead us to ignore evidence that challenges our views, making it harder to see the full picture or change our minds—even when faced

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We are now reaching a tipping point.

Mohsen Mahdawi’s arrest is a chilling warning about the fragility of constitutional protections in the United States. As a lawful permanent resident and student at Columbia University, Mahdawi was detained by federal agents in Vermont while attending what should have been a routine naturalization interview. The government’s justification—

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A precedent has been established:

PLAINTIFFS: All those who embody the values of compassion, empathy, kindness, respect, and dignity, hereinafter referred to as "The Good People" and All those who will inherit the consequences of Elon Musk's actions, hereinafter referred to as "The Future Generations" COMPLAINT FOR CITIZENSHIP REVOCATION

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Where law ends, tyranny begins.

Genocide and authoritarianism do not erupt overnight—they begin with “small” acts of injustice that are rationalized as necessary or exceptional. As a military veteran who has witnessed the horrors of genocide and the machinery of authoritarian regimes firsthand, I extremely concerned by the Trump administration’s deportation of Mahmoud

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An Ongoing Disaster: Pentagon Leadership Under Pete Hegseth

The Pentagon under Pete Hegseth is a disaster waiting to happen. The latest scandal involves Dan Caldwell, a senior adviser to Hegseth, who was escorted out of the Pentagon and placed on administrative leave due to an unauthorized disclosure investigation. This isn’t just a minor leak; it’s part

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The line must be drawn here!

As a military veteran, I swore an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. That oath wasn’t just about protecting borders or fighting wars. It was about preserving the principles that make this country a beacon of democracy and justice. It

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The president's health file as presented to us by "an unethical, dishonest, and untrustworthy source."

Patient: Donald J. Trump Date: April 11, 2025 Physical Examination: Mr. Trump presents with a plethora of physical issues, all of which are exacerbated by his questionable lifestyle choices. * Weight: 224lb (101kg), categorically within the overweight range, and not obese (Z96.81), despite his claims of being a "winner&

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The military purge continues...

Donald Trump’s recent spree of military firings is unprecedented in scope and intent, shaking the very foundations of the apolitical nature of the U.S. armed forces. Since January 20, 2025, Trump has dismissed 12 senior military leaders, citing reasons ranging from "loss of confidence" to opposition

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Maher's Trump Dinner: Normalizing Authoritarianism

Before I even start, I admit to making a cardinal mistake in debate strategy. I'm going to invoke Hitler and the Nazis. Yeah, that's generally a sign that you're about to go off the deep end and lose your audience. Nevertheless, indulge me for

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EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: THE TUCKER CARLSON GOAT-GATE SCANDAL

As we delve into the dark underbelly of American politics, a sinister plot has emerged that threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society. At the center of this maelstrom is none other than infamous right-wing provocateur, Tucker Carlson. Our investigation reveals shocking allegations that raise more questions than