Charles U. Farley

Pete Hegseth: Bathroom Warrior

Nothing makes you feel prouder to be a veteran than knowing our military latrines are safe from predators. That is, unless, they're in the current administration.

Taco Don's Chicken: Brought to you by MAGA Mike

Tucker Carlson’s Moscow media tour has revived a ghost from Britain’s darkest hours—William “Lord Haw-Haw” Joyce—and the parallels are as unsettling as they are instructive.

In early 2024 Carlson posted glossy footage from Moscow’s grocery aisles, marveling at “spotless shelves” and “affordable food,” before crowning Russia “in many ways a freer place

Trump Brand Lube: Smooth the Way to the Future

Weaponizing Disillusionment: How Russia Turns American Culture-War Refugees into Front-Line Recruits

Russia’s promise of “traditional values”—so alluring in online culture-war debates—has turned deadly real for one American family. Earlier this summer Derek Huffman, a middle-aged welder

This Is One Hell of a Quiet Coup

The Supreme Court just pulled a move that feels like a magic trick—except the rabbit they yanked from the hat is the power to blow up an

El Pendejo Grande: Convenient Amnesia

A vain tycoon with “perfect” hair fumbles secrets and scandals after his old pal Epstein vanishes. Memory lapses, wild lies, and comic cover-ups bring chaos to Mar-a-Lago’s

Form Letter to U.S. Senators: Oppose DOGE Spending Cuts

We still have the chance to oppose DOGE and what's left of Elon's bullshit. Below is a form letter we've drafted and

"Released" Phone Call from the Trump Administration regarding Epstein and Trump's connections

This video is for entertainment and satirical purposes only. All characters and situations are fictionalized and exaggerated for comedic effect. No actual news was harmed in the making

Cobra: The Weather Dominator Device

Cobra’s back—and this time, they’re not after world domination, but climate domination! In this tongue-in-cheek spoof of GI Joe’s infamous villains, watch as Cobra

Form Letter in Support of the Major Richard Star Act (H.R. 2102 / S. 1032)

It's usual to have something positive to write about, but there is bipartisan legislation that would eliminate some restrictions for disabled veterans. Currently, veterans rated with

ASVAB Waiver Checklist

1. Applicant Dirt Sheet Field Brutally Honest Prompt Legal Name (or whatever is tattooed on your neck) Preferred Rank (Dream on, Private) Most Recent Employer to Ghost You